Tentative muse is so very tentative.

[bluetard]

Oh! Oh! Oh! This is going to be soooo much fun! I don't care what those other mean people in your head say, you're not a scary, mean lady after all.

Church is my bestest friend but you can be my second best friend forever! [Caboose had to stop and 'think' about that for a second.] Wait, no that's not right. Freckles is my second bestest friend but you can be my THIRD best friend if you want. And then we can go have all sorts of fun adventures. Church can come along with us and Agent Washingtub but not Tucker. I don't want Tucker to come with us.

Hey wait...what's a me-am and why do all the scary people in your head keep running away when you bring that up? Is it a scary thing? Are they leaving you? I won't leave you, not-so scary lady! We're third bestest friends forever.

Comments

I should feel bad somehow for doing this...

[greenissterile]

Oh, hi Caboose!

No worse than I should probably be feeling? LOL

[bluetard]

Hi, Doc! Did you want to come with us? Church, the not-so mean lady and me are going to go on an adventure. It's going to be the best time ever.

Yeah... Um... [sweatdrop]

[boomofo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<3 Poor Church

[bluetard]

[It was kind of sad when a grown-ass man practically bounced with glee.] Church! There you are. Have you missed me? I've missed you.

[Caboose gushed excitedly.]

I know.

[boomofo]

[It's really sad. And he has to deal with it.]

Yes, I am here, no thanks to the Bitch. No. Great.

Ahhhhh it's a Caboose! ~<3

[eau_de_gravy]

You have three bestest friends forever? That's so awesome!

[memoryisthekey]

Who the fuck is Freckles?

[bluetard]

[He really should have gotten a metal for dealing with the other Blue. Or maybe a pay increase under the 'hazard pay' column.]

I know you've missed me. Now we can be together forever and ever and we'll have the best times. I thought that you and me and Admiral Cupcake and maybe some of the others could go on an adventure like we used to! Tucker can stay home as the base and guard all of the cheese.

[bluetard]

I always try and make friends. My mother told me I should always make lots and lots of friends. Also, that way if one of them dies you won't be completely alone or stuck with Tucker in the base

[bluetard]

Freckles is my second best friend ever! He's got freckles on his nose, that's why he's called Freckles. I'm thinking about making him a tiny hat. Do you think he'd look cute in one, Church?

[memoryisthekey]

That depends, does he have a head? [Anyone else, he wouldn't have to ask, but this is Caboose and it's best not to assume.]

[boomofo]

[All you get for a response is a bunch of bullets.

Do they hit? Noooooo]