dear_mun | Updating The Boss

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Updating The Boss

So plans are in the works, hmm? And you're certain this time? You say that these pieces of evidence all point to it happening very soon. In the next months before year's end, or as soon as tomorrow perhaps.

I see.

Don't let me down this time, mundane.

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But this is not something my mundane takes lightly, nor is it a scenario he wishes to put me in. This concerns something in my canon that means much to both of us.

[Scanty pouts, jealous.]

You wouldn't be willing to trade mundanes, now would you? Mine seems to take a macabre pleasure in tossing me into random memes that sometimes contradict my canon, and I don't appreciate it.

She however, finds it hysterical...the sociopathic sadist.

Sociopathic sadist, you call her? Hmmmm. I do like the sound of that mundane.

Ha! Her sociopathic tendencies only go so far as to make me uncomfortable - my brand of sadism goes far beyond that indeed. I’m a Demon, after all, it’s in our very nature to torment others!

Then why do you curse your mundane for her lesser sadism? That seems rather hypocritical.

Because it annoys me…

[Scanty enjoys playing the sadist, not being the victim.]

A true sadism master does not enjoy watching an arrogant novice practice the art. Or do you still disagree?

It depends on how good the novice can be at it. If she is a natural, then I consider a greater purpose for her based on her qualifications. But if she is merely a pretender, then I break her spirit and put her in a world of pain.

Precisely! And that is, unfortunately for me, exactly what my mundane is – a pretender. She thinks she knows torment, but the scenarios she’s put me in are only mildly uncomfortable at best!

So worst of all, I have to put up with these wretched situations that she puts me in, and I have to tolerate her babbling and bragging about how she enjoys tormenting me! Please, she doesn’t know the meaning of the word!

[…that can change reaaaaally damn quick, Scanty…]