[Yeah, sorry, she doesn't have any food on her for the moment (she'll just steal her mun's in a second), but the thing Norma will be throwing at Ace is herself - THINK FAST.]
Is eating and drinking yourselves sick all you idiotic men think about?! Disgusting... [But wow, here, have the rest of her croissant, Perona lost her appetite anyway thinking about you stuffing your face like a barn animal.]
[He does not care that she comes with a lack of food and boobs, he's glad to see his sister! So he catches her, and hell, he's going for a spin here.] Hey, Norma!
[Oh great, it's this chick. He just sighs, flopping down on the ground and boy is he sick of her complaining already.] Look, it gets boring around here! You're at least in places, I'm stuck up here.
[Meaning headspace. But he does grin when she hands over her.] Thank you for the food!
[EXCUSE YOU, SHE GAINED MAYBE A CENTIMETER. Wheeee, Ace carousel! ♥ Hanging on extra tight, Norm laughs hard and snuggle against her dear bro and bestest friend ever ever forever happily.]
Jeez, it's been forever and a day and all you can say is 'hi'?! What a charmer you are. [PULLS YOUR HAT OVER YOUR EYES. She's happy to see you, really.]
WOW RUDE THAT IS PERFUME AND SUPER AWESOME SHAMPOO.
[Be nice, she shared her food with you. And whereas Ace sits, Perona floats lazily above him. Ah, at least he has manners and said thank you...that's a start. Better than the monkey and the vegetable.]
I'm not yet established in a game - you know the one - and my Mun-chan is having some thoughts about the one I am already in... I don't think I'll be there much longer. [Sigh, she has some mixed feelings about that, yep. What's going to happen to her adorable pokemon?]
[OH WOW, BETTER STRAP THAT SHIT BACK. He can't help but laugh at her joy, it's infectious!] All right, all right, I guess you deserve a better greeting.
[He is being nice, gawd. He's always nicer than other pirates.] Ah, Luceti, right? Heard you were going back. I hope that place doesn't give you too much shit.
[God knows it did for him.] Keep your head up, princess. Things'll work out for the best.
[IT IS A START AND SHE'S TAKING IT OKAY. Wow, is he really? Too bad Norma doesn't have food on her. She jabs a thumb over her shoulder at her mun or...something, who may or may not be hiding her plate of pizza behind her back right now.]
Knock yourself out. Be warned, she's like an angry Galf protecting its young when it comes to her food. But since she likes you, she may share.
[She nods slowly when he mentions Luceti, then sticks out her tongue with a grimace.] There's nothing to look forward to, especially with that Long Nose there! I could mess with him...but I don't want to be stuck in a place with a nasty cretin like that.
...But thank you for your k-kind words. [EVEN IF THEY'RE WEIRD AND SHOCKING AS HELL.]
[YEAH BUT NEAR THE END THAT SNAIL REVEALS A JET TURBINE WITHIN ITS SHELL YOU'LL SEE. And while Norma is laughing her rump off on over here, the mun is lamenting the loss of her noms. Ace, you are a glutton and a thief.]
Nah, I'm fine. Watch it there. [Why? Because a wet sponge will be thrown at Ace's RUDE, DUMB, AND TERRIBLY ATTRACTIVE THIEVING FACE.]
[HE MISSED IT, TOO, LIL BRO but that only means he's going to try his hardest to kick your sorry scarred butt.] You bet!
[He's getting into his own stance, ready to dodge at a moment's notice, flames flicking off his shoulders for a little extra boost if needed. He knows Luffy learned haki, and that's going to be a challenge to overcome.]
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