mashable: (ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀᴇ)
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce ([personal profile] mashable) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun 2013-09-20 02:25 am (UTC)

[Oh. Well. In that case-]

It's not uncommon to have certain problems when you're belly-up intimidated by an aggressive member of the fairer sex.

[Hah! Get it? Because Hawkeye's barking out a laugh like that's the funniest shit he's ever heard. Heck, he even turns a little red. He'll also try to slap a hand on Clint's shoulder- please don't maul him, buddy boy.]

So you're 'engaged'. Gotcha. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. Unless you meant something dastardly like stealing pies out of orphanages when you confessed your evil-doing to me, in which case I'd be under moral obligation to inquire why and stick my nose further into your business. ['Crime', what's that? Just a word in the dictionary. Definition's lost the more it's printed.]

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