Have you no respect for a man in uniform? ['s cool, respect goes down the drain when Hawkeye's talking. Offense? He takes none. It's his job to bring disgrace to the army. He'd wear bunny slippers if he had them.]

If that's the truth then I don't wanna live anymore.

[And here is when he lets loose that shit eating grin, a hint of false coyness to boot, upping the tinge of nasally tone for the heck of it.] Oh, she wouldn't be unimpressed with me.