[No, he's kidding- kidding! He doesn't know this guy at all and so has no real beef with him. But a joke's a joke, and that's that. He makes a face at the defense of purple, though. Another when he's called an 'old man'. Eww.]
I'm banned from wearing purple, see. I suppose it must be the jealousy speaking. Last time I wore a robe that color, I was abducted by a hoard of little men who mistook me for their emperor. [Again, a joke.] Unfortunately now that I'm wearing military green, I'm being mistaken for a military man. Who'da thunk?
And whoa, whoa there. I'm not asking to be put in all those games. I'd rather go home. But that's not going to happen and she'll put me in one of them regardless. What should I do, sit down and cry? I'm a little too 'old' for that, Junior.
For the record, I love the color purple :P
[No, he's kidding- kidding! He doesn't know this guy at all and so has no real beef with him. But a joke's a joke, and that's that. He makes a face at the defense of purple, though. Another when he's called an 'old man'. Eww.]
I'm banned from wearing purple, see. I suppose it must be the jealousy speaking. Last time I wore a robe that color, I was abducted by a hoard of little men who mistook me for their emperor. [Again, a joke.] Unfortunately now that I'm wearing military green, I'm being mistaken for a military man. Who'da thunk?
And whoa, whoa there. I'm not asking to be put in all those games. I'd rather go home. But that's not going to happen and she'll put me in one of them regardless. What should I do, sit down and cry? I'm a little too 'old' for that, Junior.