I guess he's taking up more of my time.... u_u

[freeandbrave]

Hahahaa! It's about time you finally got around to playing me more! I'm so much better than those other lame asses taking up your headspace. And you are damn fucking right the United States of America demands your attention! I don't wanna hear any of those "I don't have the energy for you today" excuses. I can help you; drink a few mugs of coffee and get at it!! I'm a great distraction from stuff for you as well!

Oh, and I know you've been wondering whether or not to get a paid for me, and I think you should totally do it, mun! You know I need more than fifteen of those little boxes, dude. And how about one of those games too, huh? Bet there's plenty out there in need of a hero!

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He's so perf I'm cry

[whiterusestra]

adding cocaine would be more true to you, I think.

No need for hero! Go home!

asfvfbsd u.u thank you

[freeandbrave]

Huh?

[He missed that first part.]

Hey, a hero's always needed somewhere-- you seen some of the games around here? I'm here to help, don't you worry!

yw~

[whiterusestra]

[She's used to that.]

Brother can help instead, no help necessary. Goodbye, Amerika! Enjoy headspace!

[freeandbrave]

Phhttt! Your brother's not what I'd call a hero. Headspace is boring, games are better.

[whiterusestra]

[hdu Amerika.]

Brother is a perfect hero fucking idiot.

Perhaps you should play game. Hear it's terrible, maybe monsters will turn you to taffy.

[freeandbrave]

Ah, not sure about the perfect hero at all, but you're right he's a fucking idiot.

[LAUGHS AT HIS JOKE]

Hopefully I will, Belarus! Don't you worry about me, I'll get those monsters first!

[whiterusestra]

[No laughter at that terrible joke. Only seething rage. In fact, the nearest object is coming flying your way. Maybe a comment box?]

Your innards will be made into Tushonka.

[freeandbrave]

[CATCHES IT. sheesh, those comment boxes are big, watch it]

Woah, careful! Hey, don't overreact, I was joking!

[whiterusestra]

[It was a joke, huh? Amerika is probably the type of person who says "no offense" to get away with saying whatever he wants. Those type of people really piss her off!]

You shouldn't quit day job. That joke was no good.