just submitted an app for savetheearth

[beyond_the_sea]

Ohhhhh jeez. Ohhhhhhh jeez. I can see you grinning from here. You're going to make me look like a dumbass in front of all the people.

Now you're laughing. I don't like it.

Mun, really, an entrance post you think of while you're drunk at 2am is not a good idea. Can't you think of a different one?



...And like, while we're negotiating, how about you also make me the reincarnation of someone who's not a creepy mass murderer?

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[reapsthewind]

Tell me about it. On both counts.

[beyond_the_sea]

Well... at least you get to be a cool robot. [ Not that that, you know, overrides the murder stuff. But it's nice to be able to look at a silver lining. ]

[reapsthewind]

I'm still a cool robot who is a genocidal failure idiot who spent most of his life trying desperately to undermine his incompetent leader and failing at it despite said leader's magnificent incompetence.

I guess at least there's no serial child-murdering in my background. Just repeated attempted child murder that always fails.

On the flip side, you can shoot bees out of your arms, I suppose. Which is disgusting and yet oddly fascinating.

[beyond_the_sea]

[ He also has a history of people monologuing at him so that speech made him feel right at home. ♥

...If by 'right at home' you mean UNHAPPY AND AWKWARD because he was TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT THE CHILD MURDER THING THANKS ]

I'll uuhhh. I'll swap you for always failing?

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The bee thing is kinda neat though. Maybe they'll make honey.

[reapsthewind]

... I'm not sure how I'd feel about honey that came from mutant bees shot out of someone's arms.

[beyond_the_sea]

Well, it wouldn't be GM-free.

[reapsthewind]

[laughs]

Fair.

[beyond_the_sea]

And hey, maybe it'd be like the water and give everyone a free echo, or something.

[ Because the water's totally safe and otherwise side effect free yep. Good comparison. ]

[reapsthewind]

Dude no, don't drink the water. Trust me.

[beyond_the_sea]

Not even if it might make me shoot fire and stuff?

[ Awwwwww. Okay. ]

[reapsthewind]

Look, you've got a better chance of getting back horrible memories from the water, frankly. That, and the water makes you giggle like crazy, AND THEN makes you a target for the police.

[beyond_the_sea]

But if I do it indoors, the police can't see me, right?

[ Eh? Ehhh? :D

...Somebody really likes the idea of getting his fire magic back. ]

[reapsthewind]

... Yeah, okay, there's that.

You've still got an equal chance of traumatic memories instead of bees, man.

[beyond_the_sea]

[ HA HA HE WON... only part of that debate. ]

...Aw man. That sucks.

But I guess the water thing's over anyway, now. [ Ah, what could have been. ]

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, don't worry about it too much!

I'm sure everything will work out just fine!

Just stay optimistic!

[beyond_the_sea]

[ Jason grins nervously. He's not entirely convinced, but he's gonna try to be! ]

Yeah, I like that. I shouldn't expect the worst until it happens, right?

[darkitydarkness]

And just what's so bad about mass murder?

[darkitydarkness]

Being. Being a mass murderer.

[beyond_the_sea]

[ ... :\ ]

Uh, is that even a real question?

[darkitydarkness]

Yes?

Look, sometimes a large amount of people need to die. Sometimes at the same time. Doesn't make you that bad of a person.

[beyond_the_sea]

[ what are words

jason use your words ]

They were little girls!

[darkitydarkness]

[... Oh.Hey! Cut him some slack! He's not working with meta-knowledge, here!]

Oh, nevermind, that's horrible. I thought this was about the 'other people trying to kill you' thing.

[Well, not a lot.]

... Although, if it was unavoidably neccessary to survival...

[I'm not saying Umbrael ever had to slaughter entire villages, buuuuut...]