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What? You want to take me to some insane human town where they trap you inside and then torture me every month? I don't want to sound like a downer but I don't think that would be all that fun.

Well, Ok, figuring out a way to fight back would be fun, especially if I get to beat up whoever wants to do this shit to me. Everything would be a lot more fun with large laser canons. Are you sure you don't want to go somewhere with those? Maybe a place that also won't put me in a soft human body? I'd like to not fry to death when their freakish yellow sun has a solar storm.

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And I am confident I am going to see your blood smear on the pavement one day.

You're just a ray of sunshine aren't you? I'm sure that positive attitude is helping get you out, isn't it?

Yeah, see how long your ugly mug manages to keep smiling.

When you get there, just do me a favor and try not to piss me off.

Or you'll what, whine at me some more? I don't need to deal with some washed up loser who doesn't have the balls to keep fighting. I assure you I'll stay out of your way.

Yeah, you're going to get along with the town just great.

So I am going to let you learn the hard way.

Is it hard to teach lessons from a pool of liquor and vomit? It's been so long since I've been a cop that I've forgotten.

I could smash that ugly face of yours for you and save you the trouble of getting in anyone's way.

I've taken a gatling gun to the face, I'm not too worried about a half-hearted swing from some burned out loser.

I punch harder than any gun you've seen.

Oh? Then I guess I'll only have to worry about you finding which image of me is the real one.

You know what?

I really don't like you.

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