dear_mun | voice testing! canon is Bedlam.

- Me? Oh, no. No, no, noooo. I'm afraid you have this all wrong, Boss, just all wrong! I already have a partner, y'see, and she wouldn't be very happy if I just up and left like this in the middle of a case. At least, I don't think she'd be. When you make commitments it's your job to follow through on them, yeah? Adult responsibilities and whatnot.

And, ah... This isn't exactly a professional opinion, so please don't misinterpret it, but the next time you want something, don't you think it might be better to do away with the name-calling? You know the old saying about flies and honey. Being compared to a bug is a lot less jaunty sounding than being called a 'whimsical asshole'. That's just rude.