re: trailer

[hulk]

Yeah, I-- I'm not really sure how I got to India either. Since the idea of me in a tiny ship cabin or a plane for that long, it's. I don't know, that just sounds like a really bad idea. ...Even if it's not really technically me in there. I don't know.

Though I will agree with the whole time bomb thing. I mean, really. This just can't be a good idea. At all. Which is all I've said on Sacrosanct, but [ weak chuckle ] it's not as if anybody ever listens to me anyway, so. ...Though at least someb- something's there to catch people when things go badly and they're getting tossed everywhere. So that's... Somewhat good. I guess.

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[checkthetapes]

[This is the most judgmental look, Banner. The most. He is giving you the same look he gave Natasha's wedding dress, you can't possibly understand how much judging is on the happen.]

'Somewhat good'.

[you are such a doormat. far and away better than 1610!Banner, but nevertheless a doormat.]

[duplicities]

[ uh excuse you her wedding dress was flawless. ]

[hulk]

That's, uh, what I said, yes. After all it's not like Thor or Tony can't fly so somebody wouldn't be able to catch people.

[duplicities]

You couldn't have picked somewhere closer?

[hulk]

It wasn't my pick!

[duplicities]

Wasn't it?

[hulk]

...Not. Not my-my pick. That is. I wouldn't have ever picked that as a place. I don't know what that me was thinking. Or. ...Would it be the writers? I don't know. Either way.

[duplicities]

And where would you have gone? Somewhere isolated and farther away?

[hulk]

...Possibly.

[duplicities]

Elaborate.

[hulk]

Why?

[duplicities]

Because I'm curious.

[hulk]

You know, there's this whole saying about curiosity and cats. I don't know if you're aware of it or if they have an equivalent in Russia or... But I think it applies.

[duplicities]

None of those sayings apply to me.

[hulk]

[ asdufhlaiwefknawlefka,ewnflajkewf that icon :ccccccccc

it makes him sick and sad and scared all together at once :cccccc ]

They apply to everybody. That's the thing about sayings. That's how they usually become sayings.

[duplicities]

[ bruce honey. 8c ]

And there are always exceptions, aren't there?

[hulk]

[ HULK IS GOING TO SQUISH YOU AND IT'LL BE HIS FAULT ;A; ]

Not as often as people might like to think.

[duplicities]

[ NATASHA IS TOO BADASS TO BE SQUISHED. ]

You're being extremely difficult.

[hulk]

[ BADASS MATTERS NOT IN THIS EQUATION - NOT AGAINST GIANT GREEN MONSTER THINGS THAT ENJOY SMASHING :TTTTT ]

Yeah, I've. It's kind of habit now. Sorry. [ Except not. Really. Nope. ]

[duplicities]

You're not sorry.

[usavatar]

At least getting back will be easier. [NOT A HINT.]

[hulk]

Back from where? [ bwuh huh ]

[arches]

India? Really?

[hulk]

It wasn't my pick. [ facepalm ]

[arches]

What would your pick have been? Some boring observatory or lab, right?

[hulk]

Honestly? Probably somewhere in Alaska. Maybe Argentina. I don't know.

[arches]

Alaska's cold. South America is nice. At least, some parts of it.

[hulk]

Alaska has its good spots.

[arches]

The places that aren't icy have bears.

No good spots.

[hulk]

Bears don't bother you if you don't bother them.

[arches]

Wait, wait, don't tell me. You identify with the bears.

[hulk]

...What? No, that's n- I wasn't. Totally not my point here. [ Though it's a decent enough analogy......... 8|a ]

[arches]

Uh-huh. Sure.

[hulk]

It wasn't!

[arches]

I don't believe you.