Voice Test~

[bestfreedomfighter]

So you believe you can control my actions, do you Mundane? Well, I suppose it is true to an extent, but do not believe that you can do this without... consequences. I am Lord Megatron, and my will is my own.

Games? How quaint. If they are amusing enough, I may consider one out of curiosity, but I have many demands on my time, remember.

This has been a fine talk Mundane, how about we keep them as sparse as possible in the future?

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[oneeyedreindeer]

Forgive me for my intrusion, my liege, but perhaps it would be best to conserve your efforts for the spawning Autobots in the area. The mundane is a pointless target, if I may be so bold to say.

[bestfreedomfighter]

[Well if it isn't his favourite reindeer.]

I suppose you are right, Shockwave. Destroying Autobots is a much more amusing and useful pastime anyway.

Explain this place to me Shockwave, I am rather unfamiliar with it.

[oneeyedreindeer]

It appears to be some sort of dimension inbetween other worlds, my lord. One where a mundane is able to control our every move. They send us to these 'games' as you have noticed, quite possibly for their own enjoyment, as it were.

It is remarkable who you meet here.

[bestfreedomfighter]

Alternate dimension you say? And to think I thought today was going to be dull.

Who exactly have you met here?

[gloriousfollower]

GLORIOUS LEADER! YOU GRACE THIS UNWORTHY PLACE WITH YOUR PRESENCE.

/happyexplosion

[bestfreedomfighter]

Ah Lugnut, I was wondering when you'd turn up.

It's nice to know that I have two of my most loyal followers in a place like this.

[Holy crap Lugnut can stalk him beyond the dimensions.]

BE GENTLE I'VE NEVER TRIED HIM BEFORE

[gloriousfollower]

Hrrgh, YES, MY LORD MEGATRON. YOUR MOST LOYAL FOLLOWER, AS WELL AS SHOCKWAVE.

[ wherever Megatron goes, he'll be there. ]

THAT MAKES TWO OF US

[bestfreedomfighter]

[Which is creepy in any universe.]

I'll be the one to decide that.

What is your status, Lugnut?

[gloriousfollower]

[ but he would fly 500 miles, and he would fly 500 more ]

MY LORD, I HAVE BEEN RECENTLY BROUGHT TO THIS PLACE. [ beat ] I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE IS, BUT AT LEAST YOU ARE HERE SO I MAY SERVE YOU.

asdfhkdsajflsdjfldskjf /headdesks

[bestfreedomfighter]

It is as Shockwave said: This place is between dimensions.

Quite unfortunately, you will not be able to serve me should my Mundane place me in a separate game. You do understand the games, do you not?

I SAW NOTHING honest

[gloriousfollower]

IF MY MUNDANE DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO FOLLOW YOU, SHE IS WORTHLESS! [ Lugnut does not understand the concept of "mun doesn't have all the time in the world :c" ]

[bestfreedomfighter]

If that's the case, our Mundane's can be worthless together. I swear mine can barely tell her servos from her stabilizers.

Such a pity though, since there's a chance that Shockwave will follow me there.

[A slim chance, but a chance nontheless.

And yes, the mun is a dirty enabler :D]

[gloriousfollower]

YOU HAVE A DESTINATION IN MIND, OH GLORIOUS MEGATRON?

[bestfreedomfighter]

I do, and apparently it is a place where I can put my skills in battle to good use.

In a gladiator-esque kind of way.

[...Which doesn't please him the slightest. He's not some brute who can be tossed in a Gladiator arena, he's better than that.]

THREADJACK

[oneeyedreindeer]

I assure you, my liege, wherever you may go, I shall follow.

[gloriousfollower]

AS WILL I!

[like_a_bossbot]

I doubt that you'll listen to me, but... Like it or not, Megatron - You won't be getting very far without your mundane. You need to work together, as a team.

[bestfreedomfighter]

[Oh look, it's that Autobot whatshisface.]

I'll be the one to decide that Autobot, I hardly need your advice.

[like_a_bossbot]

[He has a name, Megatron. He has a name! :(

Why is he even trying to help him, anyway? Probably more for his mun's sake than Megatron's.]

Just... don't underestimate what they're capable of.

[bestfreedomfighter]

Oh I don't intend to.

[His mun has only had him for a day, and she has already stuck him in a parenthood meme involving Shockwave and TFP OP...]

But thank you for your concern Autobot, I'll be sure to repay you for it someday.

[Is a sword through the chest an acceptable way of showing gratitude? :D]

1/?? ... Sorry.

[highly_unstable]

Mundanes are not known for zheir listening skills, Lord Megatron.

2/??

[highly_unstable]

I vill crush zhem!

Vith my fists!

3/??

[highly_unstable]

Ohh, zhen ve could have mundane pancakes~!

Done >>

[highly_unstable]

I vant mine vith oil syrup!

Ahahahahahahaha!

That was magnificent

[bestfreedomfighter]

[That was everything Megatron has come to expect in Blitzwing.

And then some.]

I am pleased to find you here Blitzwing, even if it is because of our... Mundanes.

1/?? I try.

[highly_unstable]

No vun controls me!

2/??

[highly_unstable]

Oh, except for zhat vun vith ze keyboard.

3/4

[highly_unstable]

Und you off course, Lord Megatron.

However, I vould not expect you to vaste your time in a place like zhis. Is zhere somezhing here zhat you reqvire?

4/4

[highly_unstable]

I'm here for ze pancakes!

[bestfreedomfighter]

[What the fuck are pancakes?]

I merely wished to briefly converse with my Mundane, since that is what this community is for.

I wish for it to not happen again, but it is inevitable if I am to be placed somewhere.

[highly_unstable]

[... Don't ask him. He's stopped asking questions when it came to the random fragment of his personality.]

If anyvun is capable off commanding zheir attention, it is you.

[bestfreedomfighter]

Oh I have no doubts that I have her attention.

[Which is why he's here in the first place.]

And what of you Blitzwing? What is your status?

[highly_unstable]

At ze moment, I am vhat zhey vould call "homeless".

[bestfreedomfighter]

A pity.

[So many homeless Decepticons!]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[He can't resist.]

Oil syrup you say?

Well I happen to have the best oil syrup on this side of the galaxy~

A bottle free with every purchase!