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canon: bleach

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All right. What's the plan now?

Or don't you have a plan? You don't, do you? Can't say I'm surprised. You never know what you're doing.

Whatever. Just don't take forever figuring it out. I've still got a lot left to do and I don't have time to wait on you.

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[ Ichigo's nose wrinkles. ]

What's with you people and rabbits?

[ A beat, and then; ]

I thought you were drawing that cape! Don't put rabbits on my cape!

You people? Are you lumping me in with Kuchiki-san?

[ That Shinigami?! Though, it was as a nod to her that he even lied about rabbits. Also, never mind what he just said, because now: ]

Why not? I think she'd approve.

What do you think? You're the one drawing rabbits!

[ Oh, hell no. ]

You aren't gonna say one word about this to Rukia!

Does Kuchiki-san have a monopoly on rabbits?

She'd find out anyway.

[ No. Yes. Maybe. He doesn't know. And that's not the point. The point, is; ]

Yeah, if you tell her. Which you won't. Because your sewing days would be over if you did.

[ Emptiest threat in the world and he knows it. ]

[ Not even worthy of a response.

He just looks at him. ]

C'mon, Ishida. Just once, pretend you don't want to embarrass the hell out of me.

While that would be lying, that shouldn't even be an issue. Kuchiki-san would adore it.

[ The sad moment when he hasn't actually drawn a single rabbit. ]

So then I'll give her a rabbit and she can adore that instead. Seems I do that a lot anyway.

[ Oblivious Ichigo is oblivious. ]

...You often given Kuchiki-san rabbits?

[ What.

But, time to end this. Maybe. ]

Maybe I'll just design a cape for her with the appropriate rabbit theme.

What? No. But your buddy there says I hand the damn things out all the time.

[ That's an exaggeration, but still. ]

Yeah. Do that. Heh. You know, she'd probably love it. Especially if you put Happy or Slappy or whatever it's called on it.

I have no buddy.

Chappy. Honestly, you don't even know that?

[ though ok why does he know, no wonder Inoue-san thinks he likes Kuchiki-san ]

Uh huh. Sure.

How do you know what it's name is?

{ Naruto's just a pest!1 ]

By paying even a modicum of attention. It's very popular, you know.

I pay attention just fine!

[ Which is true. When he wants to pay attention. ]

Just kinda busy, you know. Hollows? Remember them? Like to come to town and eat people?

I see. Of course. I had forgotten that Hollows are such a challenge for you and your limited abilities, that they render you incapable of noticing anything else.