possible spoilers for the new movie

[suddenlycaptain]

No, I think his social skills were actually worse than they are now.

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no idea about riddick but carolyn hi

[handelaar]

[Just. Rubbing at the back of his neck.]

lmfao DOES THAT HIT A LITTLE CLOSE TO HOME NED...

[suddenlycaptain]

[ ... what ]

Not you, Ned.

SHUSH NO WAY GET OUT

[handelaar]

Maybe.

[THIS IS HIM TRYING TO HELP?]

THIS IS MY POST

[suddenlycaptain]

"Maybe"?

[ WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ]

[sugarbear]

[ Why are you surrounded by people who can't communicate? ]

Huh.

[whosthebetterkiller]

I'm not surprised at all.

[suddenlycaptain]

[ her life. ]

What?

[suddenlycaptain]

[ There's a moment where she just stares, because it's been five years and Jack grew up while Carolyn is frozen in time, dead and rotting while she's not on the Tranquility (and Riddick had told her that out of the three who left the planet, two had been killed by a fucking cult.)

So it takes her a moment, but then she shakes her head, takes a deep breath. ]

I'm not surprised by the fact, just how it made itself clear.

[ And filled with a great deal of second-hand embarrassment. ]

[sugarbear]

Who are you talking about?

[suddenlycaptain]

Riddick.

[ It's sort of amazing how many people it applies to, really... ]

Who did you think I was talking about?

[sugarbear]

You know a few people who fit that description.

[ Yeah he is not answering that one, not even under his breath. ]

Let me guess--Ceiling!Riddick?

[whosthebetterkiller]

[She's not dead yet, Fry. Kyra won't admit it (not for a long time anyway) but it's good to see the pilot again.]

How's that?

[suddenlycaptain]

[ That reference goes so far over her head it might as well be Ceiling!Riddick. ]

I think I prefer the stalking in the shadows.

[sugarbear]

[ A Ceiling!Riddick Catch 22! ]

Guy creeps me out. Does he do something for you, is that why you keep him around?

and here's where the spoilers are though they're not really plot-important

[suddenlycaptain]

[ Good. Carolyn doesn't like people she likes being dead, as a rule. ]

On the Tranquility, he does his usual -- stays in the shadows, appears out of nowhere to make comments, watches me sleep. [ ... usual enough for Riddick, anyway. ]

In this latest thing... well, if he'd kept to threatening everyone and playing with his puppy it would've been fine. But he used some shitty lines. [ Beat. ] Like telling a merc her painted toenails match her nipples.

[suddenlycaptain]

He's from home.

[ Which isn't a reason and Casey knows it. ]

"Do something"? What, like in my pants?

[sugarbear]

[ Yeah it's definitely not. Then he'd be spending all his time hanging out with Sarah, and that's not happening either. ]

I'm not suggesting he's your personal stylist.

[suddenlycaptain]

[ Well he did cut off some of her hair once. But no, as far as personal stylists go, that might just go to Casey himself. ]

We're not fucking.

[sugarbear]

Doesn't have to be fucking.




He watches you sleep.

[suddenlycaptain]

I'm fairly certain he watches everyone who crashes in the shuttle bay sleep.

[sugarbear]

If he watched me sleep the way he watches you sleep, I'd think we were fucking, too.

[whosthebetterkiller]

[Neither does she but what's a girl going to do about it?]

Of course he would. [Even five years later, Riddick was still a creeper.]

He didn't. [If anyone but Fry had told her, Kyra wouldn't believe it.] That's fucking bad, especially for Riddick.

[suddenlycaptain]

Do you watch him watch me sleep?

[suddenlycaptain]

I think all the time out in the sun might've cooked his brain a little. That or one too many blows to the head.

[ It's also far easier to make snide comments about him here, instead of back on the Tranquility where she feels like she's constantly trying to not die a second time. ]

[whosthebetterkiller]

The first one seems more likely. He's usually the one dealing the blows.

[Fry can share all of her snide comments about Riddick with Kyra.]

[sugarbear]

Sometimes. Don't know what he might do, otherwise.

[suddenlycaptain]

Yeah, but the one he takes are usually harder to make up for it.

[ Excellent. She doesn't sleep much anymore, it gives her plenty of time to come up with more. ]

[suddenlycaptain]

He's not going to kill me.

[sugarbear]

Nah, if he was going to do that, you'd be awake.

[suddenlycaptain]

Then what do you think he's going to do?

[sugarbear]

I don't know. Something. People don't just do what he does without a reason.

[whosthebetterkiller]

[True.]

A combination of both. Not that he was ever all that good with people to start with.

[suddenlycaptain]

No, definitely not.

[ He'd said he wouldn't even know how to rejoin the human race, after all. ]

Some things don't change, I guess.

[suddenlycaptain]

He's not exactly normal.

[sugarbear]

That meant to be reassuring? Cause it's not.

[suddenlycaptain]

It just means that whatever his reason is... well, it's probably not whatever you think it might be.

[sugarbear]

Uh huh.

[ Not even for a second. ]

[whosthebetterkiller]

Do we really expect them to? This is Riddick we're dealing with.

[Five years later and he still hasn't changed much.]

[suddenlycaptain]

No, but I don't think we expected the bad lines, either.

[ Kyra it was distressing you don't even know. ]

[whosthebetterkiller]

It would have been better if he'd just kept his mouth shut.

[One day her mun will see this new movie and see for herself.]

[suddenlycaptain]

It really would have.

[ The first half's not bad! It's just later, when there are people for Riddick to talk to instead of a dog. ]

But he'll do what he wants, same as always.

[whosthebetterkiller]

That seems to work in his favor.

[Can't say anything about it working for anyone else.]

[suddenlycaptain]

It's going to get him killed eventually.

[ But everyone dies. They both did, whether Kyra knows it or not. ]

[whosthebetterkiller]

Eventually. He'll probably outlive a lot of people before then.

[Mostly because he's the one killing them but people seem to just die around Riddick - even when he's doing his brand of 'helping'.]

[suddenlycaptain]

I'm sure he knows it.

[ Sure he knows that part, too. ]

[whosthebetterkiller]

Did he kill anyone with a household item?

[Like a tea cup?]

[suddenlycaptain]

Not that I can remember, but he kicked a machete into someone's face while his arms were chained.