let's get some mythology all up in here!

[sun_kissed]

 Miss Mundane, I know you like dramatics and whatnot, but really, how much more can you put me through, and how much more can you throw at Apollo? Don't you think, after eons of his existence, he's suffered enough? I mean, we're not just talking about my death here, but Daphne... Cassandra... and not to mention, the things not even romance related! So, please, just give it a rest, if only for a little bit?

Also, it's not Hy, or Hyacinth. It's Hyacinthus; it's two extra letters, not that bad. And I'm not "adorable" or "cute" so stop that. I'm the prince of Sparta; we are not known for being cute!

...And can you stop Aphrodite from trying to flirt with me? She's starting to scare me a little.

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[musagetes]

...Really?

[That's all Apollo has to say on this]

[sun_kissed]

...What are you saying "really" to?

[musagetes]

This whole...fiasco. Are muns really that insane?

[sun_kissed]

I'm not sure about your mun, but mine is all sorts of the word insane.

[musagetes]

I'm fairly certain yours is far worse than mine, Hyacinthus. Hy? Really?

[sun_kissed]

She gets lazy. Honestly, it's ten English letters. And just the sort of crockpot ideas she's come up with? She played an alternate universe with us, and what happens? I get shot!

[musagetes]

That might have been my human's idea, actually. She's rather maniacal like that.

[sun_kissed]

Either way, her obsession with playing out dramatic things is starting to scare me. At least she hasn't gone off and actually killed me, yet.

[musagetes]

...let's not give them ideas, Hyacinthus. Please.

[cassie_of_troy]

You should be afraid of Aphrodite.

All of them, really.

[sun_kissed]

I don't know, I don't think my mun is cruel...

[sun_kissed]

Why, what makes you way that?

[cassie_of_troy]

Experience.

The gods are cruel, horrible, selfish, manipulative creatures. You are right to fear them.

[sun_kissed]

...Right. Of course, some people are the same.

[cassie_of_troy]

Most people are. The difference is that the gods have power.

[sun_kissed]

That they do. But not all of them are as horrible aw you say they are.

[cassie_of_troy]

I suppose Artemis is inoffensive. At least to those of my sex.

[sun_kissed]

...Well, I wasn't talking about Artemis.

[cassie_of_troy]

Then who?

[sun_kissed]

I was talking about Apollo.

[cassie_of_troy]

[She hisses like a cat.]

Don't be a fool.

[sun_kissed]

He's actually very kind to those who don't lie and steal from him.

[cassie_of_troy]

Is he? That's not the way I remember it.

[musagetes]

Don't say that. Trust me, the gods have nothing on the cruelty of muns.

threadjacking if I may?

[musagetes]

He's not going to believe you, dear Cassandra.

[smug bastard? You betcha]