let's get some mythology all up in here!

[sun_kissed]

 Miss Mundane, I know you like dramatics and whatnot, but really, how much more can you put me through, and how much more can you throw at Apollo? Don't you think, after eons of his existence, he's suffered enough? I mean, we're not just talking about my death here, but Daphne... Cassandra... and not to mention, the things not even romance related! So, please, just give it a rest, if only for a little bit?

Also, it's not Hy, or Hyacinth. It's Hyacinthus; it's two extra letters, not that bad. And I'm not "adorable" or "cute" so stop that. I'm the prince of Sparta; we are not known for being cute!

...And can you stop Aphrodite from trying to flirt with me? She's starting to scare me a little.