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[legilimencing]

Utterly pointless. You don't intend to take me anywhere and yet you force me to sit here regardless. You realise that I'm quite a busy man, yes? I don't have time to play your little games, and I certainly don't have the patience to deal with your constant procrastination and your constant insecurities. Anxiety isn't going to help you face up to your fears, so get on with it and stop stalling.

For a Ravenclaw to be publicly crowned as a fool - well, that'd be something worth seeing, wouldn't it? I'll be sure to clear my schedule.

Wake up, Evans, or forever be known as the idiot that didn't have the strength to master their own fears. You're teetering dangerously close to the edge of a breakdown, so why not pull yourself back in?

Comments

Feel free to ignore or excuse the brain break :D

[mini_potioneer]

[Head tilt] Hi Dad.

I will tag back but this Snape is original canon XD;

[legilimencing]

Excuse me?

Thank you! And that's fine. I just like throwing him at Snapes;;

[mini_potioneer]

...Oh. Sorry. You just look like my Dad.

♥

[legilimencing]

_{[ Yeah, Snape is pretty offended by that. If looks could kill. ]}

I highly doubt that, Potter.

♥

[mini_potioneer]

[Harry's only ever seen that took at the Gryffindors. Never at himself. It scares him a little.]

Y-You are! I mean...you do.

[legilimencing]

_{[ Unfortunately for you, you're a Gryffindor for Snape. ]}

I don't see how, given that your father was a narcissistic tool.

[mini_potioneer]

I didn't say you looked like my father. I said you looked like my Dad.

[legilimencing]

I fail to see the difference beyond terminology.

[mini_potioneer]

[Sigh. Why did people not know the difference?]

My father is half the reason I was born. My Dad is the man who raised me to be the person I am. Sometimes they're the same person and sometimes they aren't. [Shrug] Mine aren't.

[fieriness]

You could be tossed around at memes like I am.

[legilimencing]

<sub>[ He pauses shortly, staring because - well, it's Lily Evans and she looks as beautiful as she's always looked.

It's surprising how hard it is to speak when you've experienced a small shock. After a moment or two he pulls himself together, clawing back that steely resolve. ]</sub>

Don't give her any more ideas. My mun has a tendency to run with them.

[fieriness]

Of course, Munny here says, "Come, join us on the dark side," but I have to remind her that you are already there.

[legilimencing]

_{[ He exhales quietly, refusing to look away from her for even a second - what if he does, and she disappears? Merlin, he can't let that happen again, he just can't. ]}

She does frequent memes, though she doesn't force me to partake in the habit, thankfully.

[fieriness]

If she ever changes that you might have a surprise waiting for you... That isn't a hex.

[theinfamous1412]

My mun is really bad at the enabling thing-if she was any better she'd know I'm the last person to send to try and enable a teacher. [ He has got the cheekiest grin. The cheekiest ]

Anyway, I'm supposed to tell your mun about this awesome place that has reserves opening up tonight-- magicdrafted The setting should be familiar to you and you can continue on your busy life.

[legilimencing]

_{[ MAY YOUR CHEEKY GRIN VANISH AS YOU WATCH SNAPE. Look at him. He seems - cold, calculated, cruel and he's certainly all of those things and more. Still, he tilts his head to indicate that he's heard and that he's listened. ]}

She's interested, though it's doubtful that interest will turn into anything other than that.

[theinfamous1412]

[ Heeeeee is not phased and just shrugs ]

What kind of game would your mun be interested in? Light-hearted and fun, or one of the darker kind? Magic Draft is a good mix of both, really.

[legilimencing]

My mun currently plays in only one game, and the game in question is called amatomnes.

You tell me.

[theinfamous1412]

...Ouch.

My Sympathies.

[legilimencing]

It's fine. She doesn't plan on sending me there.

_{[ though she is thinking about sending a certain werewolf... ]}

[theinfamous1412]

Ah, well. Apps for MagicDraft open on the seventh, I believe- if your mun is still interested.

[wallcrawler]

Yeesh, sneer any harder and I think you might just be able to break glass.

Somebody's been missing their daily hug requirement. Makes a person all bitter and depressing and...well, like an angry Eeyore.

[legilimencing]

_{[ yeah, you thought his sneer couldn't get any worse. you were wrong. ]}

I wasn't aware there was a requirement.

[wallcrawler]

Oh but there is! It's like Vitamin C, except instead of keeping you from getting sick, it helps make you into a healthy human being.

Plus they keep you warm!

[legilimencing]

Somehow I find myself doubting the sincerity of your words.

_{[ he is the king of snark, spidey. bow down. ]}

Dead men aren't really scared of health risks.

I'm so sorry.

[halfofhalf]

How very compelling...

IT'S COOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS 8D

[legilimencing]

Isn't it just.

HE'S A WEIRDO. ENJOY

[halfofhalf]

This is helping my research to no end. At least my mun isn't the only one with problems.

WELP SO IS SNAPE SO

[legilimencing]

I'm of the opinion that everyone has problems; it's only a rare few that actually admit to the fact.

May I enquire as to what you're researching?

_{[ bro I'd say yes if I were you, because this guy is scary. ]}

[halfofhalf]

I am researching into what makes muns do what they do. I need to discover adequate keywords so that I can find the right book in the Planetary Bookshelves.

[Philip gives no fucks about scary]

[legilimencing]

Planetary bookshelves. Well, that is fascinating, but you won't find out anything your mun doesn't willingly give you. That's how they do things.

[halfofhalf]

The Gaia Memory contains everything. All I need is the relevant keywords to search.

[Duh.]

[imperioartist]

Ever the teacher, I see.

[legilimencing]

Naturally.

_{[ He'd say it's second nature, but it's something he'd hate to admit. ]}

[imperioartist]

This might be an audience beyond your skills.

[back_off_toerag]

[Excuse her- she's just going to stare open mouthed at you for a while]

[legilimencing]

_{[ ANOTHER LILY why is the universe taunting him. He will just... stare back and perhaps incline his head in hello. ]}

[back_off_toerag]

[The hello is registered somewhere in the back of her head, but.

Nope still staring.

She does, however, manage to open and close her mouth a few times, though no words really make it out.]

[justoutofsight]

Well, you would know something about forever being the bloke that didn't have strength wouldn't you, Snivellus?

[legilimencing]

_{[ Sneer. ]}

I have more strength than you have resolve.

/threadjack

[back_off_toerag]

Sirius Black, you leave him alone, you bullying prat!

[back_off_toerag]

[Wait what is she doing. This is a grown man she's yelling at. And she's not even friends with Severus anymore]

/done

[back_off_toerag]

[OH WELL. Still, she'll glare at you anyway. HMPH]