[What? You're asking your evil clone to take care of a problem. You should know by now what his definition of "taking care of" is!] Right, let me just go walk into the Avengers mansion or tower or what-the-fuck-ever building they're in right now --[Makes a mental note to put a dollar in the swear jar later.]-- and say "Hi, my name is Kaine, Spider-Man's evil clone. You might remember me as the fake Spider-Man who killed the Spider Queen, or the guy who's still a wanted fugitive. I've just stopped by to borrow a cup of sugar and more importantly to let you know that the guy parading around as Spider-Man right now isn't actually my idiot brother, but Doctor Octopus possessing his body. Yeah, as a matter of fact I have been in Houston since Spider-Island, so don't ask me how I know this."

[He glares.] And then they all try to kill me at once.