On being considered for a game again. Canon is Enchanted Forest Chronicles

[chiefcookandlibrarian]

Oh, bother. Not this again.

I have far too much to do to worry about running off to some magical castle.  The treasure rooms certainly won't clean themselves. Did you think about that?

....What was that about adventures?
 

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[kingofthedragons]

They certainly don't, but I did get by without you sorting out the magic rings from the only slightly magic rings for a few centuries before you turned up.

You just made my night

[chiefcookandlibrarian]

Quite so. But all the same I would much rather be working there than in most of these game places. The last time was completely boring.

I'm magic like that

[kingofthedragons]

Oh, bother. Well, I'm currently floating on a giant turtle. It's quite edifying, thus far.

[chiefcookandlibrarian]

A turtle, really? I suppose it would be.

[kingofthedragons]

...It's a very large turtle. Room for a city on its back.

[claudiometer]

...Holy undignified squealing noise, Bat-mun. I didn't need my eardrum for anything important.

She and I feel like we may have gone over this before, but apparently the dragon kicks it into overdrive. In any case, what if the castle has treasure rooms that need cleaning? Bet they'd like an expert.

[chiefcookandlibrarian]

Not this castle, I'm afraid. It employed ghosts to take care of that sort of thing.