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[actsmagnificent]

A "test drive", huh? Should I be offended? Everything's in prime working order, here....unless you don't think you can control this much horsepower.

Shoulders back. Relax, little kitten. I'll ensure it's a pleasant ride.

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I was awakened by the sound of car metaphors.

[buffing]

A pleasant ride? Sounds pretty tame for all the speed you're touting.

better start your engines 'cuz i've got more in the garage

[actsmagnificent]

[ Oh? You talk like somebody who shares her interests.

Her literal ones, anyway. Not the figurative implications. ]

I wasn't aware those were mutually exclusive. A true race only begins where the sense of speed ends.