All the plans

[mybackstory]

That gigglin' of yours is startin' to get more than just a little ominous. Not that I don't like seein' people happy, but when it's you it doesn't mean anythin' good for any of us. Or anyone else, for that matter. For the most part anyway, even if you do a handful of nice things every now and again.

Might be time that you take a break from all these ideas. You've all got that horrible list already, don't need to go addin' anymore to it yet. Maybe stop all together.


... Yeah, didn't think that'd work.

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[stayfluffy]

What's your mun giggling about?

Mine's giggling too! I asked her about it an' she said she was giggling about parades, so maybe your mun isn't giggling about anything scary either!

[Poor gullible bot]

[mybackstory]

I kinda doubt that's why they're gigglin', The Jon.

[A Jon that looks like a girl and is tiny. He has now seen everything.]

[stayfluffy]

But that's what she said!

[mybackstory]

They don't always tell us the truth, I'm afraid.

oh hey there. mind threading with a lil SPG-inspired OC? :) (ok fine she's a fanbot)

[harpstrings]

Ah...

[A wide pair of glowing blue eyes is staring up at you, the Spine.]

Are you... one of Colonel Walter's machines?

Don't mind at all (shh I was sleeping)

[mybackstory]

[Okay, now he's seen everything.

Still, there's a polite tipping of his fedora and a friendly practiced smile.]

That I am, Miss. Who would you happen to be?

YAY (it's fine lmao)

[harpstrings]

[She sinks into a preprogrammed curtsy, her joints squeaking and her old motors whining as she moves.]

Pizzicato. I was commissioned after my master heard of Colonel Walter's work.

[mybackstory]

That so? [Well, it wasn't much of a surprise. The Grandmaster's work on them had spread quite a bit, them being considered the eighth-and-a-half wonders of the world at one point.]

Well, I'm The Spine. I was built with a titanium alloy spine, [Oh, here we go. Not originally, but hey no one wants to go there.] that's kinda my backstory.

[harpstrings]

[HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US

She giggles softly, carefully closing her porcelain-covered hands together in front of her.]

I never thought I would get to meet you... it's a pleasure.

[mybackstory]

That's a thing about this place, gettin' to meet those you'd not usually get to. [Or expect to.] 'Course, there's quite a few of us -my brothers and me- runnin' around.

[awfulsentimetal]

Does it ever work?

[Deadpan robut is deadpan.]

[mybackstory]

[He can barely hear the deadpannedness over "When You're Evil" playing in the background over here, other him.]

Once. It worked once.

[awfulsentimetal]

[His mundane thinks your mundane has good taste, Other The Spine.]

Once? That's a darn miracle from where I'm standin'!

[mybackstory]

I'm lucky I'm just in that dressin' room place, and I darn well know it.

[Theme song, best theme song ever, as named by friends, yessir.]

[awfulsentimetal]

[Yeah, no, you're just going to be getting a hard stare from Mister Two-Horror-Games-Under-His-Belt here.]

sorry for lateness but this is a crossover that needs to happen

[saviorofthecitadel]

In the end, all we are to them is mere entertainment.

[ Then added, pinching the bridge of her nose: ]

I know the ominous snickering all too well.

yes and sorry I had a bit of a busy day today ffff

[mybackstory]

I did enough entertainin' before all of this.

[Such a flat tone, he is the master of it, along with the unimpressed look about the entire situation.

Ugh, Mundanes.]

Been gettin' a lot of it lately, got a brother of mine into a horror game.

no worries! <3 hope it's calmed down since!

[saviorofthecitadel]

What did you do?

[ Shepard is right there with the entirely unimpressed look. The things muns do... ]

I'm sure that makes you uneasy. [ In more ways than one. ]

It has! <3

[mybackstory]

Play music and sing, I'm a musician. Part of a band that's gettin' popular again.

[The Spine will always believes that Muns are very close to being made of pure evil.]

More than just uneasy. Suppose I can be... grateful [That's a pretty line-y face at the word.] that he ain't alone. Course that's why he was sent there, this one's friends has others of our group in the place.

huzzah! :D

[saviorofthecitadel]

Oh yeah? Sounds like I'm chatting with a celebrity. [ She's teasing. Lest we forget she's one as well, but, she's not putting the spotlight on her. She does enough dodging to keep out of the eye of the press. They always find a way, though. ]

[ Shepard's just going to cross her arms and jut out her hip. ] It could be a lot worse, especially in a scenario like that. I'll never understand why our muns put us in danger like that. [ Shepard is not amused. ]

[malfunctionbot]

Th'Spine....

[mybackstory]

Yeah, Rabbit.

[malfunctionbot]

Ya got somethin' on yer f-ff-face.

[mybackstory]

... Would it happen to be my face.

[malfunctionbot]

Nope! C'mere. [wiggling fingers at]