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[pyr_chloros]

Wooow, so first a bug killed itself in yer ice cream, and then a bagel had mold on it? That sounds like a lot of bad luck! Maybe those were big bad omens!

... Whaddya mean "stop bein' sarcastic?" I'm not! I'm really feelin' you here! If it happened to me, I'd be crying! I love food!

'Specially ice cream. And bagels. I like puttin' them together, too!

[ Mismatch, you're making me sick. ]

Whyyyy? You gotta experiment and then you can find really delicious stuff! Oh, by the way, thanks for the new icons. I think I can have a lot more fun, now. I just gotta get my handsome self into a few of them memes and then we can rock and roll!

... Hey, if it'll make you feel better, I'll take you out for some eyes cream!

[ NO THANKS. ]

Comments

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Eyes cream?

...

Mismatch, are you sure that's what you meant to say?

[Yeah, now not only are you making your mun feel vomitrocious, you've managed to make another OC and her mun feel a little sickish there too.]

[pyr_chloros]

Yeah, yeah! You've never had eyes cream before, Saft?? [ Tilts his head to the side, his big tongue hanging out. ]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I think you mean to say "Ice cream" that's what it's called right?

Think about it, Who'd wanna eat cream from someone's eyes?

[Talk about nasty.]

[pyr_chloros]

[ Laughs and grins. ]

Not someone, something! You pluck eyes from a big Eye Beast and mix them up in a big bowl, then freeze it and put it in a cone! It's delicious!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Funnily enough, this dragon's turned a rather weird shade of green.]

...I'll be right back.

[She's gone to look for a bucket.]

[pyr_chloros]

[ Blinks. ]

Is that what dragons look like when they get hungry?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

No it's what we look like when we feel kinda repulsed.

...Sheesh, I'd rather eat a whole bucket of mushrooms than what you're talking about.

[pyr_chloros]

Oh, I love mushrooms!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Good.

The next time my uncle prepares a whole mushroom dish for me to try, you'll be the frst person I slide the plate over to.

[pyr_chloros]

[ He looks waaaaaay too excited for this. ]

Really!? You'd give me a bunch of mushrooms for free??

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I knew I liked you for some reason.

Sure, go nuts. I can't stand the things.

[pyr_chloros]

[ His giant tail wags about happily. ]

Aww, you're such a great pal, Safty!

[stayfluffy]

Ice cream and bagel sandwich is the best!

Especially with pickles and sprinkles on top!

[pyr_chloros]

Yeah, yeah, yeah!! It's so delicious! [ Eyes widen. ] Wooooah, I gotta try that next!

You should try Kimchi Ice Cream! The spiciness and the sweetness are perfect together!!!

[stayfluffy]

oooh that sounds tasty! Let's get some right now! And I can show you picklemallows too!

[pyr_chloros]

[ Offers his paw. ] Take me, I'm yours!