Mun just finished watching Teen Wolf someone hold me D=

[librilupus]

Miss Mun,

Your recent obsession with young werewolves is, to be quite frank, a little disturbing.

[Watch this show, they said. It'll be fun, they said.]

Not to mention ill-timed. You've got schoolwork to do.

[High schoolers, I said. What could go wrong, I said.]

...You are as bad as Padfoot and Prongs.

On top of that, their version of werewolves is highly inaccurate.

Please just try not to get too carried away with all this. I'm not sure I could cope if you decide you need another werewolf in your headspace.

Yours,

Remus Lupin

Comments

[siriuslybad_dog]

Nothing wrong with being a werewolf, Moony. We've known all along and put up with it. [He smiled teasingly.] As bas as Padfoot and Prongs? Surely, we aren't that bad, are we? Alas, poor Prongs.

[librilupus]

[Merlin's beard you are old. A moment of surprise, before Remus arranges his face into a mildly-curious mostly-resigned look.]

I didn't say that. [Didn't say it.]

When it comes to putting off homework? Yes, she is as bad as you two. Since I've had so much practice pestering the two of you to do yours, I imagine it won't take me long before I've got her nose back on the grindstone. [Grins teasingly back.]

[siriuslybad_dog]

[Don't push it, Moony. You'll get your fair share of grey hairs once you reach his age. He's only thirty six too, you cheeky git!]

Of course you didn't. [Sirius shrugged but was still smirking.] All mundanes have their weaknesses, just like we have ours. Yours was doing James and mine's homework. [Ah, the good old days.]

I must go eat dinner because my timezone is terrible but I shall return I promise

[librilupus]

[Anything over 25 is old when you're a teenager, trufax. Just be glad he didn't say it out loud.

Indignantly:] I didn't do your homework! [Mostly.] I start you off so you actually get it done! You don't need help with it. [He's grinning again in a 'my friends are going to give me a migraine' way.]

[siriuslybad_dog]

I thought I needed help when I was much younger, yet I never really tried much. I was just a lazy slob most of the time. [He smirked.]

[marauder_black]

Moony, Moony, Moony. You need to relax a little more, mate. Otherwise you might lose your hair.

food, back soon!

[librilupus]

[Try as he might to stop it, his hand automatically goes to his hair to check.]

...Her stressing about her work doesn't exactly make for a relaxing headspace.

[Satisfied that his hair is intact, he instead crosses his arms and fixes Sirius with a look.]

Not that you'd know what stress was, dear Padfoot.

[marauder_black]

What makes you so sure I don't know what stress is? Have you tried living with my family and my delightful mother? Trust me, you don't want to.

[skybluejeep]

It's okay. We love you. Come to our open arms, and frolic with us through flowery glades. We'll braid each others' hair and make prank calls to Fenrir Greyback and Peter Hale.

just as i am about to go to sleep you are terrible

[librilupus]

[Have a stare, Stiles. I'm sure you're used to them.]

...Are you addressing me or my mun. [Because the mun would totally be up for that, but Remus is not big on glade-frolicking or hair-braiding. Or that last one, definitely not.

Also, he has now 100% decided that you are never allowed to meet James or Sirius.]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[skybluejeep]

Either? Both?

I'm just saying that Harry Potter / Teen Wolf are two great tastes that could taste great together. The peanut butter to our jelly, if you will.

I'm going now, g'nite =D

[librilupus]

Or become an utter disaster. [Wow you are a real ray of sunshine today Remus.]

No, you're right, there are similarities and I suppose it could be beneficial... there's just also an awful lot of potential for something to go badly wrong. [Long sigh. Remus really you're being a drama queen.]

Sleep well!

[skybluejeep]

Things going badly wrong, huh? Must be a day of the week ending in "Y."

Seriously, I hate the overuse of the word "Sourwolf," but you're pretty quickly earning that title, my friend.

did, thanks!

[librilupus]

[Blink. Blink. And, wow, congratulations Stiles, you've managed to get a small smile out of him.]

You are not allowed to say that within earshot of James or Sirius. I'll hear nothing else for a year.

huzzah!

[skybluejeep]

Oh, hang out in the Teen Wolf section at AO3 for a while, that's all there is. Every other word out of my mouth is apparently Sourwolf.

[librilupus]

Sounds awfully repetitive. You seem more imaginative than that.

[skybluejeep]

Beeeeecause I totally am.

ANYWAY. OFF POINT.

Point is, you need to loosen up a bit. Next full moon isn't until the 19th of September.

[librilupus]

[Another smile, before it fades slightly.]

Yes, I am aware. [Said shortly, but not unkindly.] Thankfully, I do less damage in my mun's headspace.

[pottershotter]

"As bad as Padfoot and Prongs?" Why, Moony! I'm insulted! You and I both know that there's absolutely no one as bad as us. Your mun can try all she wants, but Padfoot and I will always leave her in the dust.

[He says all this with a grin, of course.]

But yeah, it's strange with all these games and worlds and whatnot. Seems like everyone's got slightly different furry little problems.

[librilupus]

My apologies, Prongs. There is none so terrible as you. But then she's not allowed to take any lessons from you or she'll become as bad.

[Grinning right back.]

Yes, very strange. It's hard to wrap your head around it all.

[pottershotter]

Thank you. That's such a shame though. She'd be learning from the best, after all. But no, I suppose we can't let your mun learn from me. She'd just use it all against you, and that's only fun when it's coming from me or Padfoot.

But it really is - it gets hard to keep track how they're all different. We've had at least three different kinds pass through the place I'm stuck in, and all of them were different. It's bizarre.

[librilupus]

I'd hardly call it fun no matter who it came from.

Three? That seems a bit much. It is - safe, isn't it? [James you're not off doing dangerous things without him to tell you how much of a bad idea it is are you?]

[pottershotter]

What? Of course, it's safe! This is me we're talking about after all.

Besides, at least one of them was you - you've left though, and people very rarely remember anything once they go. And then there was a young woman, and those blokes your mun's obsessed with. She's gone too, but the others are still around. I don't know them too well yet though.

[It's probably for the best that she's gone though, because that's the point when it wasn't very safe - but in James' defense, he didn't know lycanthropy would work differently for her and he's got another four lives in Wonderland before he's really in trouble.]

ruby no attacking my bff pls

[librilupus]

That's exactly why I'm worried.

...You're right, that's exceedingly bizarre. [Internally he's going 'Merlin's pants please don't meet Stiles it would be the most ridiculous thing ever' but he's not voicing it because he knows if he does that it's exactly what James will do.]

it wasn't really a good day for him, srry.

[pottershotter]

Remus, Remus, Remus. You've got nothing to worry about. I know you want to, and you're very good at worrying, but I'm entirely fine.

[Especially since the Teen Wolf cast hasn't tried to eat him or anything - he's been excellent as far as that goes.]

All the bizareness has stopped surprising me, really. Wonderland itself is bizarre.

papa Remus says no more adventures for you young man

[librilupus]

Of course I'm good at worrying, I'm friends with you and Sirius. Worry is my perpetual state of being. [He loves you, really.

Not being eaten is generally a good thing.]

I imagine getting used to it would be the best way to stay somewhat sane. I wouldn't know, personally - I haven't been put in any of these 'games'.

...Wait, Wonderland?

But he loves adventures!!!!! 8(

[pottershotter]

Believe it or not, Moony, there is such a thing as worrying too much. I know; it sounds hard to believe for someone whose whole being is centered around fretting absurd amounts, but it's true! You'll just have to take my word for it.

You should consider yourself lucky you haven't been put anywhere yet though. Once you're in one, muns get even more terrible because then they have all these things they can do to you through events and such. Yours wouldn't need terribleness lessons.

[Of course, that directly contradicts the previous message not to worry so much, so he will just move along as though he isn't a complete hypocrite.]

Hm? You've heard of it? I know there's some Muggle book or something along those lines, 'cause everyone keeps bringing it up there.

[herlove]

Why not? You might even like the company.

[librilupus]

[Lily, no, please. You'll only encourage Peter someone crazy to show up. He grimaces slightly.]

Perhaps. I admit I'd like to... find out more about how it works in their world.

[herlove]

[Sorry, not sorry!] I admit that I don't even know what their lives are like compared to ours, but... would it really be that bad to have someone to relate to? [And then with a little more humor—] As long as you remain the favorite up there, that is.

[librilupus]

[You are terrible Lily, he will pout at you.]

Less wand-waving, more claws and teeth, from what I can tell. [Which doesn't sound terribly appealing.]

Favourite? Considering how many of us she has, that's pretty difficult. I'm just the first one out in a while.

[herlove]

[Don't you dare, Remus. Pout resistance - already crumbling before it's even happening.]

Merlin, I think I'm changing my mind after all. I'm definitely pro wand-waving in this case. Not to mention that you already have your work cut out for you to make your climb to the top!

[librilupus]

[No-one can resist the puppy pout!]

As am I. And I don't want to climb to the top - I'm perfectly content prodding her into doing her work and then sitting in a quiet corner to read.

[herlove]

[Did you hear that? That was a sigh of utter defeat.]

I admit, I have a hard time arguing with that idea. [Laughs, shaking her head.] Just make sure not to bury your nose too deeply into those pages, it might get stuck.

[librilupus]

[Victory! \o/]

I won't. [Probably. Tifa would pull him out if he did, she has experience with emo puppies.]

What about you? You're not stuck with anything too... unusual, are you?

[herlove]

[That Tifa girl, Lily already likes her tremendously.]

Between space travelers, tinkerers and species I've never even heard of I'm almost the odd one out as the only resident wand-waver. [Laughing.] Unusual sounds about right!