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[definingfuture]

I think we're fine. I mean, it could be a lot worse. Not that I'd argue against improvement, but I want to point out that I said we're fine first. That said, I think our omelet could use a few more eggs. Just something to keep in mind while you flirt with the other boys.

Also, I agree that the world needs more Rhodey, but if you keep saying that you're going to give him a god complex, and no one wants that. It's complicated enough without adding to the chaos. Can you imagine Rhodes with a big head? That's not a good look.

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[ironmanwithballs]

Yeah, I think I'll leave the inflated egos to you, Tony.

[oh, BURN.]

[definingfuture]

Who, me? My ego isn't inflated at all. It's accurate relative to my genius.

[He loves you too, Rhodey.]

[higherfurtherfaster]

I don't know about a big head, but I can imagine him shirtless.

[golden_avenger]

And here I thought this was going to be about "omelet" versus "omelette".

Rhodey's the omelette, we're the omelet. Which makes us the egg men.

...I guess Pepper would be the walrus.

[definingfuture]

Mhm. I think that falls in with needing more of him in general, but however you take it is up to you.

[definingfuture]

Okay, first, we're Iron Man. I'm going to politely decline any title with egg in it.

Second.

... No, that's it. But you can be the egg man and Rhodey can be the omelette anyway. I'm sure you'll make a happy couple.

[higherfurtherfaster]

Well I'd certainly never say no to more Rhodey.

What kind of omelet are you cooking up?

[definingfuture]

We could always use more Rhodey. He makes things interesting.

I'm not. My esteemed host is doing all of the cooking and I don't even get a bite.