n-nervous voice test.

[faeth]

Eh-heh, so sorry, but this is entirely new to me, too...

But! Don't! Let that get you down, Mun! I mean it -- because really, isn't this exciting? There's no need to be so anxious when you can just sit back and realize how much potential all of these possibilities hold for us! I've never really sat down to get used to Al Gore's invention, but! But! Just look at all of this: the knowledge at your fingertips, the ability to imprint those m-e-a-m-s, the cats, the solitaire! (But with great power comes great responsibility! Don't let Aunt May down, now!)

See?! There's nothing to fear but fear itself. I say we just get right to it, grab the bull by the horns. Grab the Nutella! Grab the raisins and mayo! We've got a new frontier to explore!

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[faeth]

I'm sure you're just being humble! [ ever the eager audience, Orihime clasps her hands in front of her chest. ] You should try it now. As a third-party, I'll give you my most heartfelt opinion and critique should you wish for it.

[amiannoyingyou]

Oh... I... I suppose I could try! Here goes! A-he-hem! [And Omochao raises his microphone to his mouth and begins to sing:] Fly me to the moon and let me sing among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my haaand [And his freakishly high pitched robo-voice is only slightly grating when he sings.]

... third time's the charm i swear ;;

[faeth]

[ if the robotic tone is at all irritating to her, her face doesn't show it. instead, there's that intrigued sparkle in her eyes, like she might just cry from how Frank Sinatrabot tugs at her heartstrings with his song.

ah, where are the lights! the piano! we need to sell tickets to this wonderful once-in-a-lifetime event!

and yes, she has no intention of stopping his song partway, so please continue singing Mr. Omochau while she listens with every fiber of her being. ]

Wherein Meph copy-pastes song lyrics and calls it RP

[amiannoyingyou]

[Omochao is getting so nervous! He hopes the nice lady will stop him soon.]

In other words, b- [Cough! Cough! Cough! Omochao will just cough and hack that line out of existence out of shyness.]

Ahem! Fill Omochao's heart with song and let him sing forever more
You're the one I long for who I worship and adore!
In other words... I... Oh no! I can't remember the next line!

wherein i jesus-take-the-wheel and pretend i know exactly what i'm doing

[faeth]

-- love you!

[ she finishes off with a flourish and a grand sweep of her hand! she sniffs, wiping a tear out of the corner of her eye. ] Oh, that was so beautiful! Full of emotion and ka-pow!

That's RP, isn't it?

[amiannoyingyou]

Yay! Great finish!

Do you really think it was that good?

... oh yeah

[faeth]

Yes, I truly think that you're a natural talent. Mr. Frank Sinatra would be so proud!

[amiannoyingyou]

Oh boy! As soon as I get to go home, I'll talk to my agent!

[faeth]

Please forward me your contact information. I'd like to attend your next concert!

[amiannoyingyou]

Oh, I'm honoured. I'll make sure you're the first to know!

[faeth]

[ she makes a frame with her fingers, peering at tutorial-bot through it. ]

Ah, but what will your stage name, be? Omochao is unique, but if I can provide my honest opinion, it doesn't hold enough of a bip-bam-badoo!

[ ... what does that even mean ]

[amiannoyingyou]

Oh, I kind of like Omochao...

What do you think would be better?

[faeth]

...! I like it too, very modern.

[ fluster fluster. ] I was thinking we should keep it, but perhaps we can add an adjective to give it a bit more spice?

[amiannoyingyou]

How about... "Superstar"?

[faeth]

Hm! It has potential!

But I was hoping for something with a little more alliteration! Like "Orange," or "Operator."

[amiannoyingyou]

Oh! Alliteration is a great idea! But it's so hard to think of words beginning with O...