[[Suddenly, Kurloz]]

[theprinceofsilence]

_{The fuck is up?}

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[tinfoil_angel]

Great it seems my mundane tossed me here to say hello.

Considering my luck with others of your species I don't see this ending well.

[theprinceofsilence]

_{In other, more understandable words, he ain't gonna hurt a motherfuckin' fly if you don't give him any such reason to.}

[tinfoil_angel]

[That gets an odd look from Karl. Oh the troll boy must be deaf.]

If you would allow me though I could read your surface thoughts. You would be able to send words and images over a two-way communication of sorts.

[He has become more comfortable with his powers as of late.]

[theprinceofsilence]

_{That, in turn, gets an equally odd look from Kurloz, one brow arching up some. His eyes started to flash instead as his own voice and accompanying dark, creeping images blossomed in the forefront of Karl's mind.}

Not deaf, bro.

[tinfoil_angel]

[Okay that was a little spooky, but he could handle it.]

Oh I see. Sorry my mundane kept me relatively in the dark on your lot except regarding a few things.

My name is Karl by the way.

[theprinceofsilence]

_{Spooky is pretty much Kurloz in a nutshell, anyway.}

Word you're all up and motherfuckin' lookin' for back there's 'mute'.
Good to meet you, bro, name's Kurloz.
What is it you HAVE heard about our motherfuckin' 'lot' then?

_{He's not making any apologies for his language. It's a highblood thing.}

[tinfoil_angel]

[He has heard a lot worse so he doesn't worry too much about it.]

Ah sorry wrong disability although with your own mental abilities it doesn't seem to afflict you as much.

Well I know there are two worlds of trolls immediately known. The trolls from Alternia and the trolls from Beforus.

Alternia's culture was highly violent and the Empress was very cruel. Both troll cultures had a blood caste system though.

[There is a pause here.]

And then I know both planets had trolls that had to play a game at the end of the world.

[theprinceofsilence]

That's it, huh? Man you missed a lot but yeah, that's pretty much the fuckin' gist.
What about you though?
You look all motherfuckin' human to me but ain't met a human that could offer to talk back except for the pretty lil' blonde bitch.

_{The tone of his thoughts is fond and a brief image of said blonde bubbles to the surface before sinking back into the pseudo-Lovecraftian tangle of his psyche. Now he's just looking Karl up and down curiously.}

[tinfoil_angel]

I'm still very much human by the standard that my parents were human and there was no alteration made to my being to turn me into another species, but my friends and I are all very different.

[It was a bit odd to hear the mental use of "bitch" in a fond light.]

The best way I could describe it is if you put together the combined abilities of every troll you even heard about in a story into one person. Then made twelve more of that person with distinct personalities and made some of them nuts.

[He'd send over mental images of various structures being exploded when they were so much as looked at and then being rebuilt, teleporting and even rain being stopped.]

That's just the brief introduction. There is an entire comic of our own to get through to see the rest.

Though I have to warn both you and your mundane that it isn't pleasant nor is it a story suitable for children. Some parts are outright vile and contains some of the worst things humanity has to offer.

[theprinceofsilence]

Pretty sure if my mun can get this motherfuckin' invested in somethin' as fuckin' convoluted and fucked as my story, there isn't much that'd faze him.
Sounds interesting though.
Been too motherfuckin' acquainted with atrocities of my own motherfuckin' race, looks like it's about time to get a look at what yours has to offer.

_{Mun's been talking with others familiar with the comic and is actually rather excited to pick up and start reading, himself.}

[tinfoil_angel]

It goes far beyond anything in your story Kurloz. My mun is comparing it to physically seeing some of the things Mindfang wrote about doing in her journal. Whatever that means.

We're not all bad though and you'll see that too.

[hearnoevil]

(^・o・^)ノ < KURLOZ!!
(^・ω・^) < HI HI

[theprinceofsilence]

_{Hey you.}

[hearnoevil]

(=^・^=) < NYAAWW
ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ < ITS SO GOOD TO S33 YOU AGAIN KURLOZ
(^・x・^) < IT F33LS LIKE FUREVER
(^・x・^) < MY MUN DOESNT REALLY LET ME GET OUT MUCH
(=^ω^=) < WHAT HAVE YOU B33N UP TO?

[theprinceofsilence]

At the moment there is little to report.
Keeping vigil over the Grand Highblood.
Waiting to ascend to the throne and fill his enormous floppy shoes.
Taking care of Gamzee.
What about you, lil' mama, what have you been getting yourself into?

[hearnoevil]

(^・o・^)ノ < OH YOU MEAN YOUVE GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO M33T YOUR DANCESTOR AND ALTERNIAN SELF?
(=^・^=) < THATS SO VERY COOL
(=^-ω-^=) < AS FUR ME I WAS HUMAN FUR A WHILE AND ATTENDING SOME MAGICAL SCHOOL
(^・_・^) < UM BUT NOTHING IN PURRTICULAR REALLY
(=^・ω・^=) < IM HOPING THAT CHANGES SOON
ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ < SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT THEM. YOUR DANCESTOR AND THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD I MEAN

[theprinceofsilence]

Where I live we all live in the same motherfucking place.
There's an actual school system here that I haven't attended.
Gamzee does though, and he paints walls and shit.
Hangs out with this little human motherfucker too that's holed up with the local Vantases.
GHB's a hotheaded motherfucker there ever was one but that's par for the course.
Problem is that that means Gamzee doesn't come home all that much so it's just me.
At least until he got himself moved into the Ampora household working for Dualscar.
Suffice to say dad's all kinds of fucked up over that but he's pretty motehrfuckin impotent when it comes to trying to argue with royalty, not to mention the guy's his moirail.

_{[[There's a bunch of little branchoffs of highschool AU junk after a bakerstreet prompt that have them all plunked down on a planet that's basically the entire Incipisphere, with the different races (trolls, humans, leprechauns, etc) residing in their own countries and it's pretty neat concept-wise though you have to worry about the cherubs.]]}