Xiaolin Chronicles. Awesome? y/y/pie?

[evilmanagementmaterial]

Dear mun,

We both knew things were going to be awesome. And we were right! I got my own evil lair. My Jack-Bots got awesome upgrades. AND I got my own evil logo for Jack Spicer's Evil brand of evil inventions. And thanks to Chase, things should go more smoothly for me.

...Sure. Wuya is back but we knew it had to happen. She needs me, after all. We're not a bad duo...most of the time. I just gotta make sure to evil double cross her before she evil double crosses me this time, right? Easy with her not having any hands.

So stop complaining. Those Xiaolin Losers always had horrible clothes. The pajamas getting worse is just fine by me. I love my new threads. I look great! I get a canon update soon right? Now we wait for more episodes.

...WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER 14TH?!

Comments

[forgottenmagia]

Patience is a virtue, young man. [ She's...not really sure how to respond to everything else he said. Wow at least Seiga is subtle about being an evil heel, she doesn't go throwing the word around willy-nilly. I'm sorry, did you mean a different black witch who was sealed away in an enclosed space for 1000 years for her crimes against humanity? ]

[evilmanagementmaterial]

I'm an evil boy genius. I don't need any virtues. Pffft. [Jack waves a hand dismissively at the witch. He totally did. Apparently Wuya and her should make an evil club for imprisoned witches. They could have t-shirts.]

[forgottenmagia]

Success within darkness not wholly negate the necessity of light. [ translation: well sometimes u need good things to help u be evil. sort of. Why is she giving advice to this kid. Well that evil part is mostly null on her end. Mostly. ]

[evilmanagementmaterial]

Uh...what? Could you say that more in English and less like a fortune cookie?

[forgottenmagia]

Er...success can sometimes mean one needs to integrate both sides of the coin. Wickedness and righteousness.

[ tho don't tell anyone she said that. miko would be on her ass in a nanosecond. ]

[evilmanagementmaterial]

...

[Give Jack a minute. It takes him one for it to click and he grins.]

Ooooh! I know what you mean. Know good so you can beat good. Nice plan.

[forgottenmagia]

[ FACEPLANT ] That's...not quite what I meant...

[evilmanagementmaterial]

Then say what you mean already.

[forgottenmagia]

[ how to simplify this... ] Are you familiar with the Taoist Taijitu symbol?

[evilmanagementmaterial]

...Hold on.

[Jack pulls out his watch computer. He hits up google and types in Taoist Taijitsu Symbol.]

You mean the Yin Yang thing?

[forgottenmagia]

[ BUT SHE'S TOTALLY NOT ENDORSING TAOISM, NOPE, SHE JUST STUDIES THIS SHIT FOR THE COMPETITION. Byakuren gives a stiff nod. ]

As much as my personal beliefs contradict the teachings of Taoism, I admit the logic has...some merit. Yin and Yang form a perfect circle with no overlap, a balance of on and off, yes and no, righteousness and wickedness. In theory, it would be necessary to embrace both sides of the symbol to properly make oneself complete. It would not be a Taijitu if the entire circle were black, per se.