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[2narkdaddy]

Two be perfectlψ hone2t wiith ψou, mundane, II don't 2ee the poiint. Ψou barelψ know what ψou're doiing wiith me, ψou 2pend two much tiime thiinkiing about mψ de2cendent-2on two trulψ get a bead on mψ character. IIt'2 hopele22.

Actuallψ, no. II take iit back. Ψou have thii2 under control! Ψou can do iit! IIt onlψ take2 per2ii2tance!

Ediited two add: Ψeah, about thii2 2creen name ψou gave me... Reallψ. Thii2 ii2 what we're goiing wiith.

Comments

[apocalypticduality]

oh no.
dad why?
why mu2t you be here?
youre already on every other 2ociial network, why here?
iit2 your not-cru2h on kk2 dad ii2nt iit.

[2narkdaddy]

La2t tiime II checked, ψou weren't the owner of all 2ociial network2.

[apocalypticduality]

you diidnt an2wer my que2tiion.

[2narkdaddy]

That'2 becau2e iit ii2n't even worth an2weriing.

[apocalypticduality]

admiit iit dude, you totally have a thiing for the 2iignle22.

[2narkdaddy]

II'll gladlψ admiit two haviing a thiing for hiim. A pale thiing. And iit'2 none of ψour bu2iine22 anψwaψ. II don't pe2ter ψou about ψour flu2hed cru2h on that Megiido giirl, do II?

Or 2hould II 2tart?

Ψe2, II thiink II wiill.

[apocalypticduality]

oh come on, dad you know that2 a mutual thiing anyway 2o you wouldnt really be doiing much there.
too bad.

[2narkdaddy]

Oh? And how about that flu2hed/caliigiinou2 thiing ψou've got for Miituna'2 moiiraiil'2 brother?

[apocalypticduality]

ii thought we promii2ed never to 2peak of that agaiin.

[2narkdaddy]

Ψou 2hould know better than to briing up mψ relatiion2hiip2, when ψour track record ii2 far from clean, 2on.

[apocalypticduality]

at lea2t boiinkiing the conde2ce ha2 never fiigured iinto my liife plan2.

[2narkdaddy]

Ψou liittle 2hiit.