dear_mun | THIS IS A WRECK-IT RALPH ROLL CALL

Entry tags:

THIS IS A WRECK-IT RALPH ROLL CALL

Tho, eheh, you're... you're looking at another game, are you? Don't get me wrong - I-I'm flattered! It's not every day you get to... g̪̳͈͉͎̳͍͔͓͖̬̋̽̆̑́͆̈͂̆̂͝ǫ̧̨̙̦̻̭̦͚̳̍͗̀͂̀̂̇̇͘̚͜͝ ̧̛̝̝͚͖̼̠͍̗̦̐̋̊͋̈́͆͗̌̚͝ͅẗ̢̨̡̺͍̜͎͇͙͉̝́̂̅͑͗̇̂̾̍͘͝ù̩͙̣̘̞͔̝̮͓̰̈́́̑̂̌̈́̏̋́͜͝r̢̰͙̺̗͍͖̙̰̟͚̎͗͋̍̿̄̈́̉̂͝͠b̡̘͙͚̝̞͕̰̪̜͓͒̏̍̓̀̐̑̽̄͘͝ǫ̡̧̝͔̞̘̙͎̮̭̾͑͑̊̿̉͛̚͝͝͝ game jump. Ith that the right term? Ehehah, I didn't think it ith, but it does get my point across.

_{[ he pauses for effect, giggling anxiously all the while. ]}

I mean, it'th been hard enough adjusting to the fact that I'm not in Sugar Rush any more, and now you're trying to throw me off onto thome- thome ship! In space, whatever that ith. And to make matters worse, you're trying to drag my thubjects along with me! Don't you think it'th punishment enough to ask them to carry on without me? It'th just the principal of the thing! You're asking them to continue on ath if nothing's happened, but you still want to scare the sugar out of them by thending them all into unknown territory! Well, I'm thorry, but I just- eheh - I won't stand for it!

We might be a great team together, but I won't budge on thith. It'th not ath though I need Wreck-it Ralph, of all people - sure, he hath a heart of gold, but he'th called Wreck-it for a reason.

Thith isn't thome thort of roll call, tho you need to just calm down.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Cripes, Gramps, cool yer engines, would ya?! Think the stress is startin' ta'get ta'yer code...

[He might have recoiled slightly from your sudden glitch, or whatever that was. It was startling and he couldn't make out a word of it, although, just maybe, it sounded a bit like...
He must be imagining things.]

But I gotta agree with ya there, Wreck-It's 'bout the last schmuck I'd wanna be stuck with.
All I gotta say is if yer mun actually sends ya somewhere? Good luck. Yer gonna need it.

Y'know, I have a name. And you could use it.

_{[ instead of gramps. BECAUSE HE'S NOT THAT OLD.

eheh, the glitch - well, that wasn't intentional. not fully, anyway. after a quick little glare, king candy returns to his usual smiling flamboyance! ]}

He'th not that bad, it'th just- well, if I had the choice, I'd choose Felix.

_{[ at least he could fix stuff for him. ]}

She's already sent me thomewhere. Now she's looking at thith other place!

At least you can game jump, so quit your gripin' and complainin'.

No one wants you in Sugar Rush, anyway. So you can quit your whining and actually go do something.

You can game jump out here, can't you?

_{[ SO YOU QUIT YOUR GRIPING. ]}

Y'know, Rancith, I'm sensing a little bit of hostility here.

_{[ 8| ]}

Pfffff well, DUH. But then it depends on muns and stuff and-- stuff.

[I'LL QUIT WHEN YOU QUIT.]

But that's not my fault! You just need a better mun.

_{[ HE'LL NEVER QUIT THIS WILL BE A PROBLEM ]}

Would if I knew what it was. Ya seemed really freakin' familiar last time, and ya still kinda do, but that doesn't mean I know yer name. Never caught it either.

[He folds his arms.]

Fix-It? ... Pfeh, yeah guess he's not that bad. He's still a lamebrain, but 'least I can tolerate him.

[A brow raise.]

Ya serious? She wants ta'send ya TWO places?

Look, if I had a mun that'd take me game jumpin', I'd be happy! So it's totally your fault that you're complaining.

[WELL NEITHER WILL SHE. I THINK THEY CALL THIS AN IMPASSE???]

I'm King Candy, the king of Sugar Rush!

_{[ hahahaha yeah if only you knew just how familiar he is. you'd probably get a kick out of it. ]}

At least he means well, eheh.

Yeth! Two! She's waiting on one application, and she's working on the next one now.

_{[ UNIMPRESSED IS WHAT KING CANDY IS RN. ]}

I'm not complaining. I'm politely pointing out the minor flaws in her plan.

_{[ YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD COME WITH HIM but king candy also disagrees with that ]}

"Politely"?!? PFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Whatever you say, chumbo.

[SHE TOTALLY SHOULD but she has issues with that too]

It's polite enough!

_{[ you should see him when he's not got that many manners. ]}

Sure it is. And Ralph brushes his teeth.

I- Ralph doesn't brush his teeth?

_{[ wow no wonder his breath stinks. ]}

... Wait, Sugar Rush?
Shortcake's game?

[Hold the phone here.]

Candy kart racin' game, right? I know somebody else from it... says she's princess.
So what're you, her dad or grandpa or somethin'?

[Maybe that's why KC seems familiar? If he's a relative of Vanellope's and they're from the same game, though she's never mentioned having any family. But that'd make sense, right? He's trying to convince himself it does, because he seriously can't shake the "I SWEAR I know you" feeling and it's starting to bug him.

He shrugs in response to what KC says about Felix, though.]

He's a good guy, they always do. And they don't come much gooder than Fix-It.

But jeez Louise, innit that a lot ta'keep track of?

~~[Not really, other muns just have better time management than your's does, Turbs.]~~

'cause I'm still on to you.

[Get with it, gramps.]

And you know what I realise that you won't stop whining. Even if you can game jump it's not like you actually have the power to do that! You have to do what someone else tells you to do!

Forgive me my intrusions, Rancith, but what would you know about these particular games?

_{[ and you know what? you won't stop whining at him. so you don't have much of a leg to stand on, boogerflutter. ]}

[Because you keep existing. It's as bad as the crime of sugar free ice cream.]

I know that I've been around the block a few times! You talk to all these weirdos who don't even know what games are. And then... [It's kind of necessary for a dramatic pause here.]

You don't even get to race.

Yeth, Sugar Rush!

_{[ who is shortcake. is that vanellope? ew you're nicknaming her? ew you've befriended her? ew x a million why is she in your life at all?! ]}

I- yeth, yeth, that's the one! With all the candy and the karts and the racing.

_{[ pause. because. what. but then he has to think about this because if he says he's not her father, he'll ask why he's a king when vanellope is a princess. and then there will be all kinds of awkward questions he knows he shouldn't answer.

but then again, maybe he can pretend vanellope's been lying. it's not as though she doesn't do it of her own accord anyway. ]}

She said she's a what now? A princess? Ehehaheh well, that's Vanellope for you, isn't it?! She's always thaying thilly things like that; she has quite the thenthe of humor, that one. But no, no, I'm not her father. None of those kids have parents! It's kinda sad, you know, when you think about it.

_{[ which why would you ever think about it hahahaHAHAHAH. ]}

Well, sure, it's in their code! They can't be anything but good, even if they try really hard.

_{[ is it?? well, this mun hasn't got much going on for a while yet, so he doesn't think so. ]}

I thuppose it all depends on where you end up going - I mean, thome places are faster than others...

_{[ he keeps existing because there aren't enough of him around. everyone needs a cute megalomaniac in their life.

no one needs another kid obsessed with his own reflection. so why are you still here, kid?

BUT everyone can agree that sugar free ice cream is a crime. ]}

You may have been around the block a few times, but you haven't been around the blocks I'm going around.

_{[ and you've never won any of those blocks, have you? ahahahah. ]}

Oh, well, come now! Let's don't be thilly! It doesn't take much to start thome thort of racing thing up.

[Last time the only time he's seen another one of him was because of that reflection, thank you. He's not all wrinkly like raisins so they can afford more than one of him.]

We get it, you're ancient. What more do you want?

[He's on the verge of saying not so Disney things here, dude.]

Uh, yeah. They're all 'it's okay, don't worry we'll get something set up.' But all they ever do is talk about it and maybe you get a wheel but that's it. You won't survive out there.

_{[ yeah, that's because he's as ugly as all sin. and he can't even code that away! ]}

I'm just ath old ath you are! I only look older.

_{[ you're really starting to get on his nerves, rancis. and terrible things start to happen when you get on king candy's nerves. ]}

That's obviously because you didn't put in any effort yourself! If you're the only one that wants it, why should anyone else try and thet it up? Thome of uth aren't that lazy.

DOI. Why else would he be such a stinkbrain?

You keep telling yourself that.

[Well, he just happens to know more than what's expected! Go figure.]

I'm telling you- it's that other person. I don't control it. I'm not lazy! At least I'm not a--

[Reel that back in, Rancis, just gonna keep that in for now.]

Eheheh, okay, Rancith. I will.

I know you can't control everything.

_{[ only, you know, King Candy controls everything. so actually he doesn't get what you're bitching about but ok. ]}

Edited 2013-08-26 02:38 (UTC)

_{[ oh. oh no. there's a fake smile plastered on his face as he stares at rancis for a long, long moment. ]}

At least I'm not a what, Rancith?

[WAIT WHO SAID THEY WERE FRIENDS SHE IS TOTALLY NOT HIS FRIEND. He nicknames everybody, he was probably lying when he said he'd use your real name if he knew it, KC. Really though she's an annoying little loudmouth who would not be in his life if he had a choice. He wouldn't miss her at all. Nope. Not one bit.]

... Ya gotta be kiddin' me.

[Well now he feels ridiculously, incredibly stupid for believing her. Man, he should've known from the way her story flipped back and forth between princess and president. Of course she was just messing with him and he bought it like a moron.
He figures KC's probably telling the truth, since Vanellope is just some ragamuffin while he actually looks like royalty. Ugh, seriously, he still can't believe fell for that. Nice going, Turbo, you gullible idiot. This is so embarrassing. Although...]

So wait, s'that mean yer the only adult around? S'kinda weird...

[Gloyd's not even going to deign to respond properly. Instead, he's sneaking up behind KC and attempting to deposit one still-flopping swedish fish into his trousers. Or whatever it is pants that poofy are called.]

Well, how wath I thupposed to know? He might have thome thort of personal hygiene issue. It'th not ath though the rest of him smells any better!

_{[ you know what, goiter head? if you put that down his puffy pants, you will be the new venellope.

only you will not be alive to be called a glitch. ]}

_{[ UR FRIENDS WITH A NINE YEAR OLD. GROSS. And nicknaming means you're one step closer to caring. Haven't you ever head people say 'don't name it or you'll want to keep it'? That's clearly what's happening here. ]}

What? No, of course I'm not.

_{[ haha you got duped by a dumb kid. Or in reality, you got duped by yourself. You need to think about your life choices a little bit there, Turbo.

Not only does he look like royalty, but he jingles when he walks, too. And if that's not a sure fire way of telling the difference between rich and poor, I don't know what is. ]}

It'th not like I had any choice in the programming, though. I mean, sure, I'm the only adult - but I'm also the only king. I'm there to look after thubjects just as much as I'm there to race.

_{[ He didn't choose to have this burden placed upon his shoulders, Turbo. he merely deals with it as best he can.

Oh, wait, no that's a lie too. He totally chose it. ]}

Edited 2013-08-26 05:32 (UTC)

[But does Gloyd care? No, no he does not. In it goes!

He runs immediately, laughing his fool head off.]

Exactly!! That should tell ya everything ya need to know!

I- eh. Why do you like hanging out with him again?

_{[ There King Candy was, minding his own business.

Then something cold, wet and moving was dropped into his pants. And oh, did he scream. He screamed to such an extent that the glass on nearby karts cracked and disintegrated. And he ran around, frantically trying to stop this fish from moving anywhere else, whilst also trying to drag it out from where it's currently lodged.

This is, he thinks, the worst day of his life.

But then, he did technically die that one time, so maybe it can be ranked second.

Once it's out, he is incredibly angry. Oh, not King Candy angry, oh no. He is Turbo angry. And now he's trying to find out who did it.

Let's be real, here. Vanellope wouldn't even try, Taffyta and her group of bullies are too invested in the races to bother, and the rest of them? Well, none of them have quite the same knack for pranks. The only kid that springs to mind is the pumpkin, and he doesn't need proof to know you did it! ]}

ONE THOUSAND YEARS FUNGEON FOR YOU, GLOYD ORANGEBOAR.

I just do, okay?! Yeesh, it's not like it's a big deal.

[HE'S HER BRO, MAN.]

[It's probably not too hard to actually find him, either. He's over here, doing a bad job of hiding behind a random convenient tree because he's on the ground, holding his sides, rolling around in an absolute fit of hysterical laughter. Oh gobstoppers he can't breathe, that was the best thing EVER.

The angry roar makes him jump, however, and he scrambles to his feet. He's still giggling uncontrollably, but ready to bolt.]

[UGH NO NOT FRIENDS. SO NOT FRIENDS. And that's the exact opposite reason why he calls everyone by a nickname; when you use their real name you get attached to them. Because it's like you actually respect them or something. Ew. He does not want to keep Vanellope at all. No way. Nu-uh. Why would you even think that for a second honestly.]

I guess. S'just kinda strange how if there's no other parents around, yer the only one who innit a pint-sized pest.
... S'pose there's gotta be somebody in charge though ta'make sure those Betty Crocker-brand brats don't kill each other or whatever.

[Oh trust him, if he knew he was being bamboozled sideways by his future self right now, he would be rethinking everything. EVERYTHING.]

No one can control everything. Especially here.

[But, uh, that doesn't seem to be the point to that reaction. Time to just kind of...admire the ground and kick at it.]

I didn't say anything.

_{[ HEY, you're the one talking about her! Like you talk to her willingly. ]}

Well, yeth, I can thee why you might thay that. But then, thomeone has to have thome thort of authority - if I weren't there, the game would be run by nine year olds! And that's a disaster just waiting to happen, eheh.

_{[ hahahahAHAHAH yes believe the lies your future self tells you. it'll make your life easier in the long run, trust me. ]}

Hoo hoo, exactly! It's not nearly ath strange ath thome people like to believe, let me tell you.

Okay, okay! Honestly, you don't have to get tho defensive.

_{[ yeah, your large, smelly bro. ]}

Eheh, I didn't thay that they could!

_{[ oh look at how cute and innocent rancis suddenly is. he couldn't possibly be onto his little secret.

guess what, kid? you're being watched. double time. ]}

Really? Oh, I must be hearing things.

_{[ those pesky convenient trees! well, he hears gloyd long before he sees him, though, really, he could have tried hiding better. if only because this is almost too easy.

or it might have been, had this kid not clearly waiting for his chance to escape.

well, it's good he's got security!

perks of being a wallflower king, you know. ]}

THECURITY!

Edited 2013-08-29 05:34 (UTC)

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

THIS IS A WRECK-IT RALPH ROLL CALL

you rang?<3

I ALWAYS RING. <3

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

1/2

2/2

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

1/3

no subject

whoops actually 3/4

no subject

no subject

Do we get candy for showing up :|a

no subject

YES. YES YOU DO. in your face. /throws

no subject

YAY FACE CANDY!

no subject

SORRY i thought i replied like years ago. my internet is mean

IT IS THE BEST OF THE FREE CANDY

ROFL NO DON'T WORRY it's totally fine :3

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BECANDIED MY FACE

no subject

no subject

no subject

AND AGAIN. but this time i had uni work so there was a legit reason

no subject

AND IT IS LOOKING MUCH BETTER BECAUSE OF IT