voicetesting...

[boings]

Ehhhh? Can Ami-chan really come out to play now? [ it's about damn time, mun. ] I'm so excited to get the chance to see everyone~! I hope they're all here, like Takasu-kun [ only ] and Yuusaku [ maybe ] and Kushieda-san [ pass ] and, yes, even Aisaka-san! [ barf ] I know Aisaka-san probably wouldn't want to see me since she's always so angry and violent... but I'm sure that's only because she doesn't really have many friends, so she's just not used to acting like a decent human being around people~!

[ she laughs lightly. ]

She just needs a lot of help, that's all. Of course Ami-chan will try and offer her own, but everyone's always telling Ami-chan that she tries too hard to help others all the time, so Ami-chan isn't sure she'll be able to do much good... Maybe Aisaka-san needs a little more!

[ delicately, she places a finger to her chin in thought. ]

Mmm mmm, that's right! Maybe Aisaka-san needs professional help~!

Comments

/BODYSLAMS

[taigabite]

Ah, Bakachi. Your head is full of so much hot air I'm amazed it hasn't floated free of your body yet.

IYAAA~ 1/2

[boings]

[ idiot pipsqueak! i can think of other ways to separate the head from the body, if you want to volunteer...! ]

[boings]

Ah-haaa~ There you are, Aisaka-san. I was beginning to worry you might not show up.

Or is it you were here all along, and I just didn't look low enough, hm~?

i just noticed your username LMAOOOO

[taigabite]

[how about no you silly cow!!!!!]

Can you even see past those growths on your chest?

i was trying to look for a gif of that scene w/ taiga but the gif i found instead will have to do..!

[boings]

They're called breasts, Aisaka-san, breasts. But I can't say I'm surprised that you wouldn't know all that much about them, ehehehehe~

A FOR EFFORT I GUESS

[taigabite]

[Sorry, Ami, she hasn't heard a word you just said.]

They're parasitic.

AND B FOR BOING

[boings]

[ hngck! ]

P-Parasitic?! Is there not enough air down there for your brain, Aisaka-san? They're natural, 100%!!

OK BOING CHAN OF THE PARASITIC BOOBIES

[taigabite]

[:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]

We've already established which one of us needs less air.

YOUR JEALOUSY IS DELICIOUS

[boings]

[ at her side, one hand's already balling up into a fist.

no, ami, no! resist...! ]

Maa maa, Ami-chan doesn't remember agreeing to anything like that...! Are you feeling okay, Aisaka-san? Or are you just having conversations by yourself again? Remember — imaginary friends don't count...!

except taiga doesn't need boobs to get the boys

[taigabite]

[yes. resist, ami. oh do. you scary beast.]

What about friends who refer to themselves in third person? An extreme case of narcissism, maybe? I'm so impressionable, I may not be able to speak with you anymore, for my own good.

LA LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU

[boings]

[ her smile cracks just a tinge.

don't tempt me, demon brat. ]

Mm, there are a lot of things Aisaka-san probably shouldn't do, for "her own good"~ But! Ami-chan will be sad to see Aisaka-san go, but if you must, you must~!

TRUTH HURTS

[taigabite]

[good. taiga actually likes ami best when she's being honest. that fake smile drives her crazy!!!!!!!!]

I'd hate for you to be sad. How heartless do you think I am?

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HURTS A FIST TO THE FACE

[boings]

[ oh, she knows. ]

Mm, Ami-chan isn't sure! You're so tiny, there might not be enough room for one.

A KISS WITH A FIST IS BETTER THAN NONE

[taigabite]

[yup just keep kicking below the belt.]

And yours is black. I wonder which is worse.

their theme song tbh

[boings]

Ahahaha... so much anger for such a tiny person.

the ami and taiga anthem

[taigabite]

Annoyance, more like. I think you gave me one of your fleas, Bakachi.

that and girlfight

[boings]

You're itchy because you haven't showered yet. I thought I smelled something bad...

another excellent choice (I AM TRYING TO GO TO BED ADLFJASDF)

[taigabite]

Must be those parasites. How sad. Your relationship isn't as symbiotic as you believed.

(LMFLAKJS you suck at this)

[boings]

Ah-ahah, maybe they've seen how pathetic and sad your life is and decided to give you a mercy killing...!

UGH I'M SO TIRED SCREAM ASDFJAFSD

[taigabite]

[....Yeah. She can't shoot back with something nasty after that one.]

You need a hug, don't you.

nmaslkdjaslkdjsal s-same....

[boings]

Don't touch me.

it's ok i still love you

[taigabite]

What's the matter? A hug is just a hug.

lies

[boings]

A hug from you would be like hugging a vice. Do you even know how to be gentle, Aisaka-san?

truths. *you* don't love me at all.

[taigabite]

Only one way to find out. You've got no choice but to grin and bear it.

don't put words in my mouth! >:U

[boings]

D-Don't come any closer...! A devil brat like you doesn't just offer kind things like this [ to me ] — are you going to put something in my hair? You're going to put something in my hair, aren't you?!