on the latest update. cut for spoilers.

[hypertoxic]

What?
What you were expecting?
That I would throw some sort of massive tantrum, and may8e do a ridiculous angry jig, and start screaming a8out it like a hyperactive wiggler?
Fuck that.
I know I asked John if we could 8e friends, and he said yes. And if he h8s me now, that is pro8a8ly not going to happen.
So he lied to me. So what! He can get in line. 8esides, like I give a f8ck a8out Eg8ert.
I don't need him.
I 8m just FINE on my 8wn.

Comments

[ohmycod]

yes i can fork him without you gettin your undies in a bunch
yessss

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.
You know what, fuck it! Fine.
Fork him to your heart's content.
It's not like it would count as just or heroic anyway.

[ohmycod]

this is the best day of my afterlife

[dicey]

::::O

Damn! What happened?

[rogueofheart]

:33 < maybe he didnt mean it?

[hypertoxic]

Whatever.

[hypertoxic]

Exactly what it sounds like!
He fessed up to h8ing me. Us.
8ig fucking deal.

[hypertoxic]

Haha.
Do you actually 8elieve that?

[rogueofheart]

:33 < it would be nice to believe
:33 < he doesnt s33m like the sort of guy that would hate anyone

[hypertoxic]

What the hell would you know a8out him?
8esides, you're not one to fucking talk! I mean, this is really rich coming from the girl who JOINED THE MUT8NY.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < well i
:33 < wait i did what?

[hypertoxic]

Oh my gooooooood.
You don't remem8er? Is this more 8ullshit timeline shenanigans????????
You were in my kickass pir8 crew! At least until you D8TCHED ME. With Sollux, of all people.
Seriously, fuck that guy.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < whaaat?
:33 < you actually let me in your purrate crew? :33
:33 < but wait when did this even happen? is it an alternate timeline beclaws i thought i was
:33 < you know

[hypertoxic]

Deeeeeeeead?
Yes. You are.
And so am I, dummy!
That's how you could join my crew!!!!!!!!
For the 8rief time you deigned to stick around.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i dont s33 what could pawssibly be more fun that roleplaying as pirates
:33 < and i really dont s33 what sollux could have said to make me leave
:33 < but i guess these things happen
:33 < does this mean john is dead too?

[hypertoxic]

Please. Like I know what was going on in your thinkpan when you decided to 8ail like a total mutinying CHUMP. After I awarded you with a gr8 title and a cool outfit and everything. Way to show your thanks, Leijon.
8ut no.
John is still alive.
He was merely visiting via dream 8u88le.
8riefly.
He disappeared after doing something monumentally stupid, and good fucking riddance.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i hope he didnt do something monumentally stupid to you
:33 < if he did then maybe it is fur the best that you arent furriends anymore

[hypertoxic]

Not... to me, exactly.
He stuck his arm into the ultim8 weapon and it fucked reality up in some vague and undefina8le way.
8ut you know what?
You're right.
May8e it is for the 8est we aren't friends anymore.
I'd h8 to inflict myself on a guy that can't stand me!
Haha.

[dicey]

Holy shit. He is a way 8etter faker than I expected!

[fairy8itch]

In the long run, it's for the 8etter. We've got 8igger fish to fry, and he has whatever stupid shit he needs to do. Friendships would only make that sort of thing harder to do. If we had strong ties to any8ody, it wouldn't make what we do nearly as easy.

Then again, may8e I'm a little jaded.