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You're fucking nuts.

Just thought of saying that out loud.

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That's almost a requirement around there.

Jeez isn't that like, totally reassuring.

You'd rather a little white lie or two?

I would rather a little leave me the fuck out of this or two.

Yeah, but that is out of my hands and probably out of yours too. White lies is all I got.

Give me your worst then.

My worst? Hold on, they're all pretty terrible.

[Think think think, he's like a giant mask wearing Winnie the Pooh.]

Okay, how 'bout this. 'It's not all bad.'

You suck at lying.

What, you don't think I got an honest face? To be fair, it ain't all bad. A lot of it is just stupid and annoying.

You, uh, have something of a face. Not sure if it's honest or just plan weird. Well you know, no need to lie about whatever is not entirely false.

So you didn't only suck at it, but failed too.

That's why it's a little white lie. It's not totally untrue, it's just less true than the total truth. Ain't all bad makes it sound like there's just a bit of bad, but in reality, it's 'bout eighty percent bad.

Well damn, suddenly I understand jack shit.

Yeah, that's also kind of a requirement.

Don't suppose you have any truly encouraging speech under all the bullshit?

...No, not really. I'm kinda straight forward.

What-fucking-ever then. Digging the straightforwardness though.

No point tellin' yah the sewer is a field o' roses when you're gonna get your boots in it and find out all the same.

Kid, you have not even heard the half of it yet.

Dude, you have no idea who you're talking to.

Language, Jenny.

Do I need to remind you every time?

Chill, dad, it's not like it matters much anyway.

Wrong. It matters to me.

Young ladies shouldn't talk like that. Especially not at your age.

What's my age anyway? I'm not a random foul mouthed little girl, dad.

One has to be able to walk the walk and talk to the talk.

Maybe not, but you're still my little girl.

I should have known Midnighter would eventually rub off on you.

Which grew up, and became all sorts of badass.

Well of course, but it's not his fault. Not entirely.

Your mun bringing you to our 'happy little home'?

Hey Jenny!

Well, we are currently having a staring fight against the complete application and her decreasing willpower.

This might take a while.

Well, I'd certainly like another sensible person floating around this old tub.

Plus I'd love to actually meet you.

Are the old timers giving you a hard time?

You gotta admit, for a first meeting it was pretty awesome.

I'm trying my damnedest to keep from cracking the heads of the stupid. Midnighter's the most sensible one there.

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