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While I sure do appreciate this gilded cage you call a headspace, I just have to ask one thing.
This username was really the best you could come up with? Yes, I saw it was available. That doesn't mean it has to be mine, you know. It's not as if I get a... (ugh, fuck you, Jessica)... "fang boner" for every hot guy that--okay, stop that snickering!
[Siiiiiigh. Being dead and fabulous is so difficult.]
I know what you're planning, too. Me... a Maker? I'm not quite sure if I'm ready for that responsibility. I barely got my own powers under control! You think I can help a newborn deal with theirs?
I'm not saying 'no'. Not exactly. Just bringing up some concerns for you to think about it. That's all.
This username was really the best you could come up with? Yes, I saw it was available. That doesn't mean it has to be mine, you know. It's not as if I get a... (ugh, fuck you, Jessica)... "fang boner" for every hot guy that--okay, stop that snickering!
[Siiiiiigh. Being dead and fabulous is so difficult.]
I know what you're planning, too. Me... a Maker? I'm not quite sure if I'm ready for that responsibility. I barely got my own powers under control! You think I can help a newborn deal with theirs?
I'm not saying 'no'. Not exactly. Just bringing up some concerns for you to think about it. That's all.
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Right.
[No, he doesn't get that it's a song.]
Anywho, you got anything useful to add, Missy? Or is it just quips?
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I've got more than two centuries on you.
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You got a name. Or should I call you "My Girl?"
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'Ship it'? Um. I tried asking around to find out what that means. All I get is weird smiles. [Yup. Avoiding that entirely. Moving on.] And uh, thanks.. for any future help.
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It is little trouble for me. I do not get the opportunity to meet with Kindred of other worlds very often, or even socialize openly. [That and dear Gods how old are you, childe? Where is your sire?]
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I think there is a pill you can take now days, that helps with unwanted..boners.
[ That's not really what he'd call it. That's more a Finn thing, his face makes a little scrunched up expression for a moment at the word boner.]
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Not these kind, kiddo.
[Oh, Kurt. Stop being so adorable. Or, actually, don't. Steve enjoys looking at you either way.]
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Well that is...new.
[ They don't exactly have vampires where he's from. Well, other than Robert Pattinson. ]
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In more ways than one. I was only recently turned.
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Let me guess, you were lured into an alleyway by a pretty blond boy?
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Oh, how I wish! ... But, no. I'm afraid my turnin' was all... um. "Politically motivated". To put it in simplest terms. It wasn't even by a guy! Woke up in a hole in the ground with some woman I didn't even recognize.
[Just glossing over several nagging details. Such as a religious cult, one human, the other vampire. Nothin' he'd want Kurt asking questions about.]
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[ He's not even going to try and question what crazy vampire world you come from buddy.]
I'm not sure If I feel bad for you or feel lucky for the woman. So do you like, eat people?
...these two are so cute together uWu
Well, now. It depends on what you mean. I don't... really... "eat" anything. Just drink. Only blood, obviously, but it doesn't always gotta be from people. There's a synthetic version out where I'm from. But it's... well, it's not as tasty.
[He's looking Kurt over in a purely platonic fashion. Really.]
Not like the real thing.
I knnnnnnow
I was'nt aware taste came into it when you were drinking blood. [ He's just shaking his head a little at, trying to wrap his mind around the entire concept. The guy seemed nice enough, after all.] So this the part where you tell me you're a good vampire? If you sparkle in the sunshine, I think I might have to call it a day.
[ Sure, totally platonic. There's a little shiver down his spine at the look. He's not use to being..wanted.]
So you lure boys back to some castle to feed on them?
totally want to psl them but the universe might implode from too much fabulousness
Castles? Sparkling? Bit outdated there, don't ya think? No, where I'm from vampires have, uh, "come out of the coffin". We mainstream. With the invention of synthetic blood, we can live just like everybody else. There was some opposition at the time, mainly from the religious extremists, myself included, before we saw the clear error of our ways.
[A fine speech full of half-truths delivered with all the finesse of one prepared.]
As for being's a good vampire, well. [His grin turns a touch wicked.] I have my moments. Put another way, there's no luring of anybody. Most find the bite quite enjoyable.
[Obvious question goes unspoken. Would Kurt be one of those people?]
It'll be like a unicorn bursting in out of now where with exploding rainbow powers
[ Kurt's even going to give a little fist wave before dropping his hand.]
So you're not a religious extremist anymore?
[Because that's totally the most important part of what he said. Kurt's eyebrows flick up at the others next words. Sure, Blaine gave him a few well placed bite marks on his neck in his time but he's pretty sure this was on a utterly different level.]
That so?
in other words something amazing and we should totally ride that idea into the sparkly moon?
[He shrugs, seems to start to say something else, then disappears instead. Or so it'd seem. In a movement to fast for the human eye to follow, Steve goes from standing in front of Kurt to behind him in a split second. He grasps hold of Kurt's shoulders and pulls the younger man back against him with a gentle, yet firm, grip. Steve speaks softly into Kurt's ear, the gentle Southern charm becoming something both sinister and seductive.]
You tell me. The loss of power? The realization your life is literally in someone else's hands? [His fangs descend with a snap.]
Yeeeeees
He and Blaine's sex life had never even approached the line that could be considered kinky. And yet vampires words certainly seemed to fit Kurt's definition of kinky.]
...I guess...I can...see that appeal.