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[bring_the_beatdown]

Look lady, I don't get you. First you're all complainin' that you've got too much ta do, and now you don't got nuthin' and you're complaining about that.

There's plenty you could be doing. See, I'll even make you a list being the awesome helper I am:

1. Find me some hot chicks to talk to.
2. Find me some guys to punch.
3. Find more hot chicks to impress with stories 'bout those otha guys I punched.

And when you're done wit that, start again wit' number one. Capiche?

Comments

[swordprincess]

[Did someone call for a hot chick?]

...Your mun may have a point. It's just as frustrating to be bored as it is to have too much to do.

[ex_punchfirst608]

How about we skip the talking and go right to the punching? The other guys, that is.

['Sup Scoot, have a lady with some pretty ridiculous gloves.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Oh does he notice the sudden appearance of hot chick, time to be oh so smooth. And by oh so smooth I mean it's time for him to oogle her.]

Yeah yeah, she's a loser and can't figure out what she wants.

Let's not talk about her, let's talk about you.

[bring_the_beatdown]

[you know what they say about ladies with big hands... wait..]

That's tha spirit. I'm gonna pummel them till they can't even... Jesus Christ how big are your hands?

[ex_punchfirst608]

[Cue one wide grin and a punch thrown into an open palm, prompting a loud clank at the impact.]

Big enough to get the job done and then some.

[swordprincess]

...Me?

[Her face goes blank.]

All right...what about me?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Uhhhh..

[ Now you've stumped him. ]

Where're ya from? What's your name, all that stuff.

[ Do you think he's the sexiest man alive? ]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Holy crap. I bet you could punch Heavy's dumb face in.

That is so cool.

[swordprincess]

I'm Karla. I'm from Elibe.

[She can't say he's the sexiest man alive, though.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Oh neat.

[ No idea what she said or where that is, but who cares when he can talk about himself? ]

I'm Scout. You mighta heard of me on account of me being awesome and all. Tha mun hasn't been doing much with me but if she wasn't harshing my groove I'd be owning this place pretty much. I'm tha fastest and best fighter alive. They don't even see me coming and then WHAM they have their head smashed in like a melon.

[ Wanna see him flex? It's pretty un impressive. ]

[swordprincess]

"Scout?" ...No, I've never heard of you.

[Then again, there are a lot of famous figures that she hasn't heard of. She just...doesn't pay attention.]

The best and fastest fighter alive? Somehow, I...doubt that.

[Considering how skinny the man is, and the fact that Karla has knocked out men who have whole bodies full of muscles in a single blow.]

[ironcurtain]

Punch? You?

[Yeah, he's not even going to try to hold back his laughter.]

Your puny arms would snap in half!

[bring_the_beatdown]

Uh, maybe you missed it when you were stuffing your face fulla bread an' shit, but I destroyed your whole team.

It was beautiful, you shoulda seen it.

[ironcurtain]

I doubt that this is a thing that happened. Is possible I am wrong, but do not think so.

[And cue a big, scary grin creeping up his face as he cracks his knuckle.]

Though...if you can take on entire giant team, dealing with Heavy is no big problem, yes? If so put up fists! Let us fight man versus tiny baby man.

[Guess which you are, Scout.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[SHRIEK.]

Uhhhhh. Yeah well.... there ain't no one for me to impress. I'd hate for you to get your ass kicked for no reason, ya know?

Don't want you burning out the respawn or nuthin'.

[Backing up like whoa.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

What?! Not evah? Man, where you come from must suck. So tell ya what, I'll give you a personal demonstration!

[Marvel as he runs around jumping over things. He's pretty fast too, but aside from being able to double jump he's not that impressive.]