re: fate/strange fake

[fionnuisce]

I don't know how clearly I can state this.

Do not go looking for Flat Eskardos. Do not put me in a room, much less an eldritch tower, with him.

Do not do the thing that you are attempting to do. Even a saint wouldn't have the patience I'd need to deal with him on top of everything else.

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[angramaintsu]

Problem? [ Hi, miss me? ]

[fionnuisce]

[yes but he'll never admit it]

With you, it's always a problem in some measure.

[angramaintsu]

[ The bracket text is mutual. ]

Hoh, I can't even greet you innocently without this kind of backlash...

[fionnuisce]

And I doubt I could do the same, so it's only fair.

[rin bb ;3;]

[angramaintsu]

Well, now we will never know if that statement can be true or not. [ Hmph. ]

So who's flat and boring?

[fionnuisce]

[Deadpan.]

Really, with how stupid is you hardly need to reserve yourself to mocking his name alone. By all means, knock yourself out.

[angramaintsu]

Shouldn't you be a little more proud of your student?

[ Ufufu. ] Though I suppose in another life, I may have ended up as one of them.

[fionnuisce]

You probably could regardless. Who the hell knows, at this point.

[fucknoflat]

Oh come on, Professor Zettai Ryoiki. I can't be that bad.

[A pause.]

Wait, you live in an eldritch tower now? That's so COOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I wanna see!

[fionnuisce]

Get out. Go away. Stop calling me that or I'll strangle you.

[fucknoflat]

But Professor, it's a very good description of you, isn't it? I mean, you've got nice long hair and a heart of gold beneath your grouchy act. It suits you!

[He beams at Waver.]

[fionnuisce]

You seem to be under the assumption that my threats are empty. Let me clarify.

When I say 'I'm going to kill you', I don't mean, 'ha ha Professor's angry', I mean 'I WILL STOP YOUR HEART.'

[fucknoflat]

[He whimpers and visibly shrinks away.]

B-but, professor....

[fionnuisce]

And don't give me the kicked puppy look, either.

[fucknoflat]

[His lower lip wibbles. Nope, not gonna stop that.]

A-alright...

[Alright meaning "until he's in the mood to call you that again."]

But, Professor, what is this tower thing?

[axeforasong]

Who is Eskardos? Why is flat?

[fionnuisce]

It's his name, and he's one of my students.

[axeforasong]

Don't teachers like their students?

[vasavishakti]

[ oh. him. 8'| ]

[fionnuisce]

[MAKING SWEEPING 'DO YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT, KARNA' GESTURES IN YOUR DIRECTION.]

[vasavishakti]

He is somewhat.. [ no, he's got nothing. 8'| do you want him to be your buffer, waver? ]

[fionnuisce]

Stupid? Infuriating? The reason I drink? Pick one.

[vasavishakti]

[ his mouth quirks. ] That sounds familiar.

[fionnuisce]

It'd be just my luck that Flat fucking Eskardos would be a universal constant.

[vasavishakti]

Fortunately, my master had me as a buffer. I would be glad to provide the same service for you should he appear there.