on the mun nearly approaching the end of hiatus --

[thekiller]

Five days ain't that long of a fucking wait.

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[debts]

[ Humming the Jeopardy think song. ]

[thekiller]

You don't get any hugs. You've been slandering my honest name.

[debts]

[ She puts her forefinger and middle together, twining them. ]

Scout's honor.

[ Har har har. ]

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Who are you, again? [u little shit.]

[thekiller]

I see you trying to start shit, Chief. It ain't working.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I thought that's how you say "hello".

[excessivehubris]

Make yourself useful and bring a couple of bottles of scotch.

[thekiller]

You've got like a billion fucking kids in this place, why don't you tell them to get you shit? God, you're such a geezer.

[excessivehubris]

There has to be something to 'get' in the first place. Do you not recall your history, Wesley?

Just pack a few extra bottles in your bags and hop on back to murder central like a good lad now.

[light_it_up]

You shouldn't speak to your mun with such language.

[thekiller]

I'll talk however I fucking want.

[notthedoctor]

Oh Wesley, was it a bad thing to drop a few stinkbombs on that Fox woman? Do you know how hard it is to get away from her?

[thekiller]

Theta, you just have to fucking stay away. Don't make eye contact, no nothing. And don't tell her anything she can use against me.

[notthedoctor]

I wasn't the one who told her about the hundreds of times you died! You may have to explain that to her.

A lot.