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[kaijufanboy]

Alien planet.

Alien planet.

The more I say it outloud, the more I can't believe I'm actually not excited about all this. Should I be more excited? What empty rock couldn't use a biologist? That, you know, specializes in something completely non-existent on said rock. Though I don't think I'll be there to otherwise distribute the use of my expertise. No? Yeah, I didn't think so.

I mean kaiju, those, those are one thing, but they're a huge screaming monster thing, not a...living.

...Breathing. Not-robot....thing. 



...Woah. Okay, now it's hitting me. Yeah. You should----We should go. Definitely. I should go. This thing should've been written, like, yesterday. Make it happen.

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[handwritingofgod]

Yes, Newton, robots generally do not breathe.

I see you're well-equipped to function in this new world already.

[kaijufanboy]

Not generally more like not at all. If they're breathing they aren't robots, they're----organic, which is actually really mindblowing. The more I think about it, the more I need to know how it works, that's something that could---break the walls of reconstructive biology! Screw stem cell research, why not just go for the all out bionic arm instead.

Going in with the shirt on my back? I'm not MacGuyver. Unfortunately.

[handwritingofgod]

Do take care to curb your enthusiasm before you arrive. Wouldn't want one of them to become as utterly annoyed with you as I am -- they're far more capable of stepping on you.

...

And from the sound of things, you won't be the only individual encountering such horrendous difficulty.

[kaijufanboy]

Because that would be an interplanetary travesty. Thanks mom.


Well no, but this is like getting tickets to your favorite rock show, and not having a ride to get there. The actual possibilities are right there, and I can almost taste them.

Tell me you wouldn't want a bionic leg. You'd never hold that cane again. Ever.

That's not just science, it's just plain amazing.

[fun_police]

A biologist would be useful to have. There's a growing population of humans on a planet that wasn't meant to support them.

[Some whom he actually rather likes. Can you figure out space fruits?]

1/2

[kaijufanboy]

[ Give him a moment. ]

2/2

[kaijufanboy]

[ DEADPAN. ]




We're using the term 'biologist' really broadly here.

[fun_police]

[.....................]


Surely your skills can be applied in some capacity.

[notmonsters]

[Ugh, it's one of those excitable scientist types. Meet Large Green Man.]

Eh, alien planets aren't so special.

[kaijufanboy]

[ Okay he's not going to lie---

----the Hulk was his favorite Avenger in elementary school. Dreams comin true right and left. ]

Well, not all of them are.

Some...are.

Okay, they are to me, I've never been to one. You have though, right?

[notmonsters]

[Fan of 'huge screaming monster things' from the beginning, huh? Hulk would be touched.]

Yeah, couple times. Most of the time just to fight aliens. Actually, every time we did mostly that.

Might be more fun to go sight-seeing instead of smashing.

[cliffjumper]

Trust me, ya don't really wanna come here, but usually the muns just decide what they want to do and the rest of us are just along for the fraggin' ride.

[He huffs, crossing his arms.]

[kaijufanboy]

Trust me, I really do.

You guys are astounding.

[cliffjumper]

... I suppose enthusiasm is better than hostility. [Excuse him his muttering before he shakes his helm.]

Look, I can see why you'd be interested [As long as it doesn't turn into 'pick them apart'.] but with the slag that goes on here I wouldn't recommend it, no matter how astoundin' you think we are.

Even if ya ain't particularly safe from where you come either.

[Not the pooiintttt.]

[thxforthememories]

... Kaiju?

I know this word. Who are you?

[kaijufanboy]

[ Oh man, it just keeps getting better. ]

That. Might depend entirely on who's asking.

[thxforthememories]

Kagerou.

Who are you.

[itworks]

[How quaint!]

Oh, I'm sure you'll find your expertise far more applicable than you might expect! In broad strokes, of course.

[kaijufanboy]

[ He's really stopped asking questions at this point. ]

Well, probably, at least in terms of human biology, but who knows what the resources might be like.

I'm more interested in everything else this place has to offer, honestly.

[aerospacecommander]

Something will probably eat you.

[kaijufanboy]

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

[aerospacecommander]

Then I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time.

[gtfostalker]

Ah, you have monsters too then! That is good; it is a good place to start from when dealing with places like this.

Not that it changes the number of robots, of course.

Though I hope you are coming armed. Cybertron is dangerous if you cannot handle yourself.

[kaijufanboy]

Armed....with intelligence?

[ Squirrelishness isn't a weapon. ]

[gtfostalker]

[Strelok is so disappointed in you, fellow human. So disappointed.]

You sound like the scientists back home. They always had to hire stalkers like me to keep the mutants from killing them.

That is all right; we can change that.