and then rule 63 struck - kill me now

[defied_the_council]

And the point of this then? My patience for folly extends only as far as my patience for Starscream's backstabbing, shenanigans and ridiculously short vision.

[Which is to say, not far at all, considering the whine of the cannon.]

You better have a reason for dragging me out here, or Primus help you, fleshling. I am Megatron, lord of the Decepticons, and beings more powerful than you have attempted to chain and own me, and have failed!

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[defied_the_council]

[Not that Megatron cares, but the mun apologizes on her behalf for the crudeness.]

Indeed not?

[Curious.]

I've noticed that despite their obsession, humans can be exceedingly avoidant with anything regarding procreation and the state necessary to get there. Would that be why you're not... made thay way?

[Such insipid behaviour she'd expect of them, really.]

[drawnthatway]

[A shrug.]

Honestly, honey? I don't know. Plenty of toons like the flash in the pan lead ups to... well, it. Most of us, at least the ones I know, can't understand the actual appeal. Supposedly it's like paddy-cake for them, but I don't understand how it could be. Maybe that's why they're so 'avoidant' with anything needed to get there.

[defied_the_council]

[Compared to some others of her army that got stuck on Earth, Megatron never bothered to follow slang or pop-culture, which means this gets a narrow-opticked, annoyed stare as she can... more or less but not exactly, follow the meaning of what's said.]

Humans are simple, crude creatures. It doesn't surprise me they'd be contradictory and foolish.

[So, since she doesn't understand it either, she'll just dismiss it.]