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[ex_apricots766]

Saying, 'if he came,' is really stupid. I'm used to it. I've gotten used to it. I'm like a little old man living there now, aren't I?

If he came, I wouldn't so much as sneeze. How's that.

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[giancarlo]

Then why mention it if you wouldn't so much as sneeze?

[ex_apricots766]

Putting it into perspective.

[counteracted]

"Unfortunate for the young master's health" would be the immediate assumption.

[ex_apricots766]

Why. Because I've adjusted? Does that bother you?

[counteracted]

Because sneezing is necessary for adequate bodily functions.

[ex_apricots766]

I can sneeze just fine.

[counteracted]

I'm glad to hear the master can at least perform basic biological functions.

[ex_apricots766]

You can save your condescending praises for Hannah.

[counteracted]

If it pleases you.

...shall I apologize?

[ex_apricots766]

I don't give a shit.

[counteracted]

I am sorry.

[ex_apricots766]

[ ;_; ]




Shut up.

[counteracted]

Of course. Servants at work should be experienced by way of results, not of attendant noise. For that, I apologize.

[ex_apricots766]

I wasn't—

[ fiery-spirited thing visibly bracing himself, here. ]

That won't work this time. I'm not fucking sneezing, I said, and I won't now, either. Shouldn't you be dusting or polishing or picking up horse manure?

[counteracted]

I had hoped to leave you the satisfaction of ordering it.

[ex_apricots766]

Is that life of yours really so painfully boring you can't find any other way to amuse yourself?

[counteracted]

Shall we review the many enticing possibilities for my continued entertainment? Perhaps the young master would care to spectate.

[ex_apricots766]

Go on with it, then.

[counteracted]

We could... knit.

[ex_apricots766]

Knit?

[counteracted]

Crochet?

[ex_apricots766]

What are you asking me for. This is about your entertainment.

[counteracted]

I hesitate to bring to your attention that you define most aspects of my existence.


[ flattery will get you everywhere. ]

[ex_apricots766]

[ kjld; ]



You're hungry, is all.

[counteracted]

Hunger creates the contract. It doesn't hasten its closure.