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homeless forever but I had to

Mun-chan~!

I know you're on hiatus with the male me-that's kind of weird, by the way, but I guess at least he's cute-but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun on your days off, right? I'm so excited to see Minako-chan and the others again. I wonder if the boys have recovered from Mitsuru-sempai's execution. That was kind of harsh, don't you think? They were peeking, but the fact that they wanted to is a little flattering! Or at least, I thought it was flattering.

So anyways! Let's make the time we have count! I want to know what kind of exciting things we can do on these memes... and speaking of, what is that male me up to at that Tower place? He seemed really bummed...

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Yeah! There's a boy version of me named Ryoji. Mun won't tell me much more about him.

[Because apparently there's this thing called spoilers. How silly.]

W-What? Sempai, you should know this isn't crossdressing for me! I'm 100% pure female! Do you need to feel these again to make sure?

[Why yes, she is gesturing to her chest. They look pretty real, don't they?]

Junpei was just a little curious, is all! Don't be upset at him for finally letting you score a peek.

There isn't much to tell. He likes to flirt with all the girls in school, and-.... Never mind. [His mun just glared at him to make sure he doesn't give away any spoilers.]

What the hell do you mean again? [And his cheeks flush with embarrassment. dear god why would you even] I-I've never touched you there!

Junpei's got a girlfriend already! Can't he satisfy his curiosity with her? And I don't need to peek at any naked girls!

Sounds pretty much like me! Though I tend to stick to guys more. Guys like you... So you remember the boy me and not girl me?

[Pouting so hard now. She thought what they had was special...]

Like you did during Kyoto! So sensitive, yet so forward... ah, what a great school trip. C'mon, we should definitely recreate that memory!

Well, I think it's healthy for Junpei to be curious about all types of girls. It's normal for teenage boys! You're the one being weird here, Sempai.

My mun claims he goes both ways, but… [Oops~ Is Ryoji’s secret out? :D]

C’mon, be serious. If you’re gonna flirt with every guy around here, why the hell should I believe that? [Not very special to let every guy grab your breasts, you know~]

I have no idea what you’re talking about… [Look at that adorable face, all confused~] I don’t remember much after Mitsuru executed us, anyway…

Tch… I’m not looking for a girlfriend. [And he definitely flinches at being called weird. It’s one of his triggers.] If it happens, it happens. But I don’t need a girl.

Oh, does he really? He never let that little secret slip! I might have to ask him about that!

[Akihiko, look what you've done! Ryoji's never going to live this down.]

Because we did have something special... Come on, you don't remember?

[He was the only one to grab them... and more importantly...]

You know, you actually said yes when I asked you out... We were going to go after the school trip. You said you knew a place with really good beef bowls and I said I'd like to try one.

[So yeah. That 'not looking for a girlfriend' thing? Hurts a bit. True, Akihiko doesn't remember her, but she'd at least hoped they could be friends... Because she doesn't flirt because she's easy or anything like that. Frankly, she could just use some company.]

[Try asking Ryoji whether or not he's tasted-well. Fill in the blank~]

Okay, you'll have to fill me in, 'cause no, I don't...

[He still doesn't believe that you're a girl... Clearly, those things on your chest are just pillows. Yeah.]

Well, if it's beef bowls that you wanna try, let's go! [Food, he can do! It's all the other stuff that embarrasses the hell out of him...]

Don't be spreading any rumors about me grabbing you, though. Especially around school. [Because Akihiko's fangirls will kill you. Kill you dead.]

[Well now. Is Ryoji getting more action than her? Geez. All the good guys are taken or gay.

She folds her arms over those... pillows, but she does smile when he offers to let her try.]

I do, actually. Thank you, Akihiko-sempai.

[And a high-pitched giggle as she shakes her head.]

Oh, don't worry, I didn't need to spread any rumours. The whole school found out in like a day. Word spreads fast around Gekkoukan!

[And some catty fangirls are a small prize to pay when Ryoko gets to tease Akihiko so bad.]

[Yes he is~ And hey, not all of them! Ryoji is bisexual~ Quite a few of those out there, really...]

Okay, let's get-wait. In a day? What the hell happened?

[He is so left in the dark about this... If only her high-pitched giggle could drive his fangirls away!]

[Bi and leaning towards guys, it seems. How sad for her. Oh well, at least she scored a date with Akihiko!]

Well, it's quite simple. You tripped getting off the train, I was standing there waiting for the girls to get off, and you needed to grab something to find your balance...

[Yes. A lot of people saw. Sadly, she's still of the belief that her at the girls can all get along without any blood being shed...]

[But Ryoko, being with your other self would be like incest! Yes, aren't you glad this one leans toward girls? Or maybe he likes guys instead too, oh ho ho~]

Oh... crap. [He looks so embarrassed by this. But at least he doesn't remember, so it doesn't count! Right??] Well, uh... sorry about that, I guess...

[Damn... Now people are either gonna think he's a pervert, or that he was hitting on her.]

A-Anyway, we should get going...

[Oh, come on. Not like she was going to try with him! She's just... heard things... from Ryoji. So laugh all you want, Aki~]

Hey, it's all right! It was an accident, and I don't mind. No need to be so embarrassed!

So lead the way~

[Do you mind if she grabs your hand? Because she's grabbing your hand.]

[Ryoji, don't tell him about all the things we've been doing together! It would scar poor Ryoko's innocence!]

R-Right... Let's just... forget about it, okay?

[He's a little surprised by that, but lets her hold his hand. Maybe she's scared? Oh well, he likes to hold hands in general, so it works out for both of them.]

It's down this way. Just follow me.

[Assume that they're not too far away from the strip, so they can walk together and get stared at by fellow students. Because it looks like they are going on a date or something...]

[But she wants to hear about them! I mean, you had to have realized she'd be a shipper on deck, right?]

If you say so, Sempai! I don't have a problem with it though.

[Not scared, per say, but definitely affectionate. She liked holding hands, whether it was with her friends, guys she was flirting with, or boys she'd dated for a good while. She nods before following after him, smiling warmly at the students they go by... including the catty fangirls and the jealous guys.]

[oh god but it’s so sordid and dirty and very, very naughty. We’ve been such bad boys, Ryoko~]

So, uh… Do you have a different name too?

[Affectionate is good! As long as she doesn’t act like his crazy fangirls, he won’t mind the little things.

It’s a good thing Akihiko is oblivious to so many things, because he can’t tell that he’s getting death glares from other guys. He’s already used to not paying attention to the fangirls, so their reactions to Ryoko just completely go over his head. He will purposely avoid the sweets shop, though, because they all seem to convene there at the same time.]

[Sordid and dirty and very naughty all sound like lovely traits to have in gossip, Akihiko... and also good traits for yaoi doujinshi that she'd hide under her bed and show to Minako.]

I do, actually! It's Ryoko Mochizuki. Not that much different, really. I hope you can remember it!

[Oh, certainly not. She's not competitive when it comes to romance. She just likes who she likes. Nothing wrong with that, right?

Ryoko does stop looking at them herself, not really seeing any reason to pay them attention. She should just be focusing on Akihiko and where he's taking her. It wouldn't do to get lost if she wanted to go for supper herself once.]

[No gossip!! We don’t need any of that shit! Ugh, yaoi doujinshi is full of boring clichés… The real thing is way better~]

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with my memory, man! [Whoops, backtrack! He’s used to talking kinda gruffly to Ryoji, similar to Shinji and Junpei.] Ah, I mean, Ryoko.

[After passing by all of the death glares – alive – they arrive at the beef bowl shop. They head inside and sit up at the counter.]

Get whatever you want. The house special’s pretty good!

[But gossip is fun! And no doubt even more girls will flock to the two of them. Guy on guy is hot, clearly.]

Oh, really~? Because you seem to have already forgotten I'm a girl. What kind of gentleman talks like that?

[She's still smiling when she scoots up on the stool, though, perusing the menu.]

Hm... Well, if you recommend it, maybe I should have that!

[Guy on girl, guy on guy, girl on girl – all of it is fantastic~ And no, Akihiko hates gossip. :( They make him froth with jealousy…]

Tch, never said I was a gentleman… [He knows how to be polite when it’s necessary, but he doesn’t see Ryoko as a superior. That’s reserved for people like Kirijo-san or Officer Kurosawa.] What’s wrong with the way I talk?

[He orders the house special, and gyoza to start off the meal.]

[Oh, Ryoko definitely agrees! But yeah, gossiping about that kind of stuff isn't good unless you know no one will get hurt.]

Oh, nothing! It's just really blunt. But I like that sometimes. Getting straight to the point is a lot better than just dancing around the subject!

[She orders the same, and then rests her chin on her hands while she watches the cook get to work.]

[He shrugs a little, still seeming unfazed by that remark.] There’s really no point in bullshi-wait, you don’t have any problems with swearing too, do you?

[Forgive him, but growing up with Shinji has given him quite a potty mouth. Mitsuru, on the other hand, speaks very formally. Having two friends on opposite spectrums results in Akihiko changing his speech pattern, depending on present company. He prefers being more casual, though.]

But not all the time, huh? [Is Ryoko the same as the other girls at Gekkoukan?] What’re your preferences, then?

Hm... I don't mind if you do it! I'm too much of a lady to do it myself though!

[So don't worry; Akihiko is more than forgiven. Ryoko doesn't mind Akihiko's casual manner of speaking anyways. It's kind of cute.]

Hm, preferences? Like, what I'm looking for in a guy? That's a tough one...

Kind. Friendly. Optimistic... satisfied with where his life is going. Oh, and cute, of course!

Oh… all right. [Fuuka doesn’t swear either, but Yukari does? Good thing. Girls that are too delicate tend to make him feel like he’s going to break them if he acts too rough.]

Well, the, uh… other you is friends with Junpei. He seems to like a lot of girls. He’ll probably hit on you too. [Just warning her…

He listens quietly, and even after their food arrives, waits to comment.] I’m sure there are plenty of guys in our school like that. Not sure about the cute part, but that’s up to you.

[Don't worry too much about Ryoko's delicacy, Akihiko. She's much too chipper to let some swearing bother her, and roughness doesn't bother her! It sounds pretty fun, actually...]

Oh, is that so? Junpei-kun was flirting the moment he saw me, but he's actually been a pretty good friend too. He's been showing me around the city and stuff.

Well, I'll have to look around for myself.

[She takes a bite, and immediately squeals with joy.]

This is amazing, Sempai!

[…You’re gonna try to make him blush, aren’t you? Why do girls enjoy tormenting Akihiko…]

Tch… go figure. [But honestly, he thinks fondly of Junpei. They just don’t see eye-to-eye on certain topics.] If he ever gets outta hand, just let me know. [So he can deck him back at the dorm.]

You like it, huh? [Akihiko smiles encouragingly.] Go ahead and order whatever you want.

[He starts digging in too, practically inhaling his ramen. He looks over at Ryoko every so often, to see how she’s enjoying her food.]

[Because Akihiko is handsome but doesn't know anything about romance so he ends up being adorkable too?]

Oh, don't worry about me. I'm pretty sure I can handle Junpei-kun. Besides, he's cute in his own way.

[She probably wouldn't date him, but she will admit he's a sweet guy when he isn't acting perverted.]

Oh, don't worry, I love it! I don't think I'll have room after this, but thank you, Sempai!

[Okay, enough talk. Time for her to focus on the food! She's not eating quite as fast as Akihiko, but she's definitely savouring every bite.]

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