been rewatching and now I'm voice testing this always happens

[gravelvoice]

Oh, come on, mun. I know I was sick for a while there, but it doesn't exactly seem fair for you to hold that over my head forever like this, does it?

[Bruce flashes that trademark easy playboy smile. He totally wasn't sick, but you'll never get him to admit that.]

Seems a little... inappropriate as a username.

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[gravelvoice]

Depends on what you mean by 'best'.

[ficus]

Of all the cheesy pick-up lines in the world— ?

[ Did you even try, Bruce? ]

[gravelvoice]

[He laughs]

You got me.

[No]

[ficus]

[ That's fair; Maya isn't either. ]

How lucky.

[gravelvoice]

Some people certainly think so.

[Bruce.]

[ficus]

Does this usually work for you? Reverse psychology, quippy one-liners, and a billion dollar smile?

[ Maya. ]

[gravelvoice]

I'm pretty sure it's the billion dollar smile that usually brings it all together, but you don't hear me complaining.

[Bruce]

Is it the farm thing? Is that gross?

[kryptonslast]

My mun seems to think she knows why it's funny, but she won't tell me. She's starting to get annoying.

alien cooties are also a concern here

[gravelvoice]

I've already said I can't help you.

It must just be a thing with them.

[nottheshoe]

[Pffft.]

Pretty easy t'learn how t'avoid work. Just gotta find all th'right hidin' spots.

[NO NIKE.]

[gravelvoice]

Oh? And what is there to do for fun in there?

[Bruce]

[nottheshoe]

[See that look she's leveling at you. Yeah. Cute.]

Over throwin' governments, beatin' up terrorists, plannin' th'downfall of a centuries old regime of corrupt politicians.

Th'usual.

[See that award winning grin? She wears it like a champ]

[gravelvoice]

See, that sounds like work to me.

[And very interesting work BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THIS VAPID PLAYBOY sooooo.

What he doesn't sound is particularly impressed.]

[nottheshoe]

It ain't work if y'make it fun.

[not to mention the fuckton of guilt that tends to drag her back to it. She can't let her family down after what happened.]

[gravelvoice]

It'll take a little more than just you saying so to convince me of that. Personally, I've never really seen the appeal.

[HE DOES KNOW THAT FEEL.]

[ferric]

[ He is impervious to That Look, young grasshopper. ]

Bats— not a very good motif, by the way.

[nottheshoe]

Ever had a group of people, especially old dudes, who get on your last nerve 'cause they think they know everythin' and you're just a dumb kid?

[gravelvoice]

For Batman, you mean? I'll admit I never quite understood that one myself, but once you get a guy who's running around dressed up as anything, there's clearly some deeper issues there.

[Bruuuuuce-

sigh fine go on and deny everything see how far that gets you.]

[gravelvoice]

I have a board of directors, do they count?

[nottheshoe]

Definitely.

[Just a smarmy grin, she is distinctly remembering a moment here.]

Now just imagine their faces fallin' when they realize you've outsmarted them in some way they weren't expectin' and there is nothin' they can do about it.

That is fun.


[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand slightly diabolically Nike.]

Hey, he's been native for 33 years. That counts for something, right?

[kryptonslast]

She says I know who you are, I just don't know I know. I realize that doesn't make any sense.

Alien. Cooties.

[gravelvoice]

Oh, I wouldn't be surprised if you know who I am.

Bruce Wayne.

I'm guessing you've heard of me.

That's rude, Bruce. You're rude.

[kryptonslast]

Only that you own Wayne Enterprises. Should I know anything else?

he's got more money than you too HAHA

[gravelvoice]

If you follow the news you might have seen the thing about the Russian Ballet. It's not exactly important, but you were the one whose mun was saying you know who I am.

I don't need money for toys, unlike SOME people

[kryptonslast]

I think she was referring to Mr. Wayne, really, and I can't say I heard about it. I don't usually pay attention to stories about the antics of billionaires.