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You can't expect me to be all right with the idea of my precious daughter trapped in another world without anyone she knows! No decent parent would think that was okay!

[Death Scythe do you really think you're a decent parent.]

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I am talking to a grown up! Both your parents are total failures, with manners like yours!

Correction: he's a failure, but even he taught me not to bother with manners for creeps like you. All you're doing is applying your issues with Lord Death to my dad, who was born way after any of that went on, it has nothing to do with him.

In the same breath you say he's a failure and then claim I can't criticise him? You're saying I can't comment on any parental relationships? You're the expert on Father-Offspring connections, are you?!

Even for someone like him, it's an insult to be criticized by someone like you.

[#Logic]

Someone that doesn't even understand what it means to care for another person outside of their own bubble shouldn't comment on relationships of any kind.

What nonsense! I am an impartial observer!

For an impartial observer, you're sure opinionated in a certain direction.

Because I'm riiiiiight!

[.........Wow.]

You're...really an overgrown kid, aren't you.

Your ill refined definitions can't possibly accurately represent me, scum!

[Sometimes he uses big words.]

So there.

...[Yes, Asura is officially a little kid to her forever now.]

You're worse than Papa...

[Basically accurate, in all honesty.

DADDY MADE HIM A GROWN UP SO HE NEVER GOT TO GROW UP.]

Somehow...I feel as if I have never been insulted so harshly in the past...

Oh, good, at least you're sane enough to realize that's an insult.

Considering everything you do is an insult to me, it wasn't difficult.

Mostly I just want you to leave my dad alone and saying I'm going to punch you in the face probably isn't enough to deter this version.

Oh I see, you want to be the only one to insult him, huh? I'm like that with my father! No one but me understands how terrible he is properly, so it's up to me to convey it successfully!

Not anymore, you're sealed again now. Nobody will ever have to listen to your rambling nonsense again.

Perhaps not in your life time. But eventually, your little friend will break down.

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hey buddy

biffes 5ever amirite

hair braiding slumber party levels

asura would probs look kawaii with braids just saiyan

HE ALWAYS LOOKS KAWAII

Yes. We will go with that.

he is the so moe he uguus

and so mature too

i sure hope asura senpai notices me today amirite

/insert moe titan sparkly eyes here

and then bumping into whilst running late with toast and asura is like 'only scum eat toast'

wow rude asura toast is awesome

yes but teaching him to love toast is the first stage of melting his icy heart and romance duh

next is reading, third is ballroom dancing, obviously

then bondage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

no asura no

don't kink shame maka