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You can't expect me to be all right with the idea of my precious daughter trapped in another world without anyone she knows! No decent parent would think that was okay!

[Death Scythe do you really think you're a decent parent.]

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--That guy? He's not my friend, he's some weirdo that wants to set me up with his son, I think? And he's calling me some stupid character type that isn't even anything like me.

[Well except towards the person she's interacting with right now.]

And I wasn't talking about him, I was talking about Rainbow Dash!

ABSOLUTELY NOT! I REFUSE! NO STRANGE MAN'S SON CAN EVEN COME AND TALK TO YOU! I FORBID IT!

[... Spirit put your blades away.]

Too late, I already talked to him. I wasn't very impressed.

[Daaaaaad.]

Put those away! You wouldn't even be able to transform if you were there anyway.

Good! You shouldn't be easily impressed by any boys! It's their job to work their asses off to impress you!

And then I'd still refuse to give them my blessing!

Why are you talking like this is a thing that might even happen? I'm not interested in boys and they're not even interested in me.

[So it feels more like she'd have to work her ass off to impress them, but she doesn't want to because boys can go to hell.]

.... does this strange man have a daughter? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DATE HER EITHER!

...Yes, he does, but she's dating a friend of mine already.

[But that's a new reaction. Huh, dating girls...]

...Papa, why shouldn't I date a girl though? If I wanted to? They're not gross or stupid like boys are.

BECAUSE NO GIRL IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU EITHER!

Isn't that for me to decide?

[Not that she would. Still not interested in relationships, but whatever happens happens and so on.]

I've been living on my own for a long time now, I even made my Weapon into a Death Scythe...I think Mom would say I've proven my ability to be independent.

I'm your Papa! I have a say in who tries to break your heart!

Okay but, you do realize that if they break my heart I'd probably break their face?

[Hey at least she didn't say "you're no father of mine."]

I'll break their face first! AND THEN I'LL TELL STEIN HE CAN EXPERIMENT ON THEM!

Whoa, hold on, that's going a little too far! He's going to be a little busy anyway, with his own kid, so...

He's not going to experiment on his own kid!

... I hope.

That's not what I meant.

[Ugh.]

But even so, you're not allowed to sic him on people that have hurt me. I handle everything else on my own anyway, remember? You certainly weren't there in the Book with us, and I got out of it just fine.