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Death Scythe (Spirit Albarn) ([personal profile] papa_scythe) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-19 05:06 pm
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You can't expect me to be all right with the idea of my precious daughter trapped in another world without anyone she knows! No decent parent would think that was okay!

[Death Scythe do you really think you're a decent parent.]
soundmind: (Unsure ► Oh ah...okay...um.)

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-22 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! [LOL MEN] I'm sorry for his behavior as a whole, too. I'm not going to say he's not usually like this, because he is, but it's been such a long time since I've seen him around these parts I'm not used to having to deal with him.

[personal profile] greatest_earthbender_ever 2013-08-22 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Toph just grins and cracks her knuckles.]

Y'know, I think what he needs is a taste of some real discipline, and I know exactly how to do it.

[She takes a fighting stance and jerks a hand upward, as a rather large rock carves its way out of the ground.]
soundmind: (someone talking shit?)

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-22 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah--[Judging by the look of surprise, this is not something Maka's seen before.] What sort of technique is that?

[...But then it sinks in that the woman said discipline.]

W-wait a second, he doesn't know how to fight at all. His duty has always been to be someone else's weapon.
strongestcoward: (Side eyeing you.)

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-22 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I only believe in things that are real.
soundmind: (Disgust ► A thousand times no)

oh hi again

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-22 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Go away, you creep.
strongestcoward: (Perfectly ordinary.)

hey buddy

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-22 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I am talking to a grown up! Both your parents are total failures, with manners like yours!
soundmind: (Annoyed ► Karate chop incoming)

biffes 5ever amirite

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-22 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Correction: he's a failure, but even he taught me not to bother with manners for creeps like you. All you're doing is applying your issues with Lord Death to my dad, who was born way after any of that went on, it has nothing to do with him.
strongestcoward: (I'll get you one day...)

hair braiding slumber party levels

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-22 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
In the same breath you say he's a failure and then claim I can't criticise him? You're saying I can't comment on any parental relationships? You're the expert on Father-Offspring connections, are you?!
soundmind: (Stern ► Ass-kicking is now)

asura would probs look kawaii with braids just saiyan

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-22 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Even for someone like him, it's an insult to be criticized by someone like you.

[#Logic]

Someone that doesn't even understand what it means to care for another person outside of their own bubble shouldn't comment on relationships of any kind.
soundmind: (Sarcastic ► Except no it's not)

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-22 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...[Honestly.]

You're saying that like he'd beat me, Papa.
plushaeusrumpified: (pic#5484492)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-08-23 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He's just going to be here. Facepalming.]

I didn't ask to be all up in the middle of your weirdass family dynamic.
soundmind: (Disgust ► Nobody cares Dad)

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-23 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
And I didn't ask for him to meddle in my business, or to even be my father, but that's life.

[personal profile] greatest_earthbender_ever 2013-08-23 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's called Earth Bending. Lots of people back home can do it. I just happen to be the best.

[Wait a second. Once what Maka says registers, the stance - and the rock - falls as Toph just gets an incredulous look on her face.]

This guy managed to survive long enough to have a kid, and doesn't even know how to fight!? Kid, I envy your mom. If she's strong enough to keep his scrawny butt from getting kicked, while having the patience to put up with him... she's stronger willed than I am.
strongestcoward: (Black Square (?))

HE ALWAYS LOOKS KAWAII

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-23 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
What nonsense! I am an impartial observer!
soundmind: (Annoyed ► Don't touch my books)

Yes. We will go with that.

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-23 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
For an impartial observer, you're sure opinionated in a certain direction.
strongestcoward: (This face is the face of all faces.)

he is the so moe he uguus

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-23 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'm riiiiiight!
soundmind: (Surprise ► o i c)

and so mature too

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-23 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[.........Wow.]

You're...really an overgrown kid, aren't you.
soundmind: (Default)

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-23 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
My mom really is an amazing person. [And she will say that proudly, too.] She's the only reason he's such a renowned Death Scythe in the first place.

[Ahem.]

In my world, some people can turn into weapons and other people wield them. Like you're the best Earthbender, my mom is the greatest Scythe Meister.
strongestcoward: (wooooOOOOooooOOooo)

i sure hope asura senpai notices me today amirite

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-23 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Your ill refined definitions can't possibly accurately represent me, scum!

[Sometimes he uses big words.]

So there.
soundmind: (Confused ► Did something break)

/insert moe titan sparkly eyes here

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-23 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...[Yes, Asura is officially a little kid to her forever now.]

You're worse than Papa...
strongestcoward: (Hardly Dent.)

and then bumping into whilst running late with toast and asura is like 'only scum eat toast'

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-23 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Basically accurate, in all honesty.

DADDY MADE HIM A GROWN UP SO HE NEVER GOT TO GROW UP.
]

Somehow...I feel as if I have never been insulted so harshly in the past...
soundmind: (Explain ► You listen carefully)

wow rude asura toast is awesome

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-23 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, good, at least you're sane enough to realize that's an insult.
new_order: (Smile)

[personal profile] new_order 2013-08-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Just one question: Which Maka?
strongestcoward: (¬_¬)

yes but teaching him to love toast is the first stage of melting his icy heart and romance duh

[personal profile] strongestcoward 2013-08-24 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Considering everything you do is an insult to me, it wasn't difficult.
soundmind: (blah blah blah sandwiches blah)

next is reading, third is ballroom dancing, obviously

[personal profile] soundmind 2013-08-25 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly I just want you to leave my dad alone and saying I'm going to punch you in the face probably isn't enough to deter this version.

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