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[papa_scythe]

You can't expect me to be all right with the idea of my precious daughter trapped in another world without anyone she knows! No decent parent would think that was okay!

[Death Scythe do you really think you're a decent parent.]

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[soundmind]

Exactly! [LOL MEN] I'm sorry for his behavior as a whole, too. I'm not going to say he's not usually like this, because he is, but it's been such a long time since I've seen him around these parts I'm not used to having to deal with him.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[Toph just grins and cracks her knuckles.]

Y'know, I think what he needs is a taste of some real discipline, and I know exactly how to do it.

[She takes a fighting stance and jerks a hand upward, as a rather large rock carves its way out of the ground.]

[soundmind]

Ah--[Judging by the look of surprise, this is not something Maka's seen before.] What sort of technique is that?

[...But then it sinks in that the woman said discipline.]

W-wait a second, he doesn't know how to fight at all. His duty has always been to be someone else's weapon.

[strongestcoward]

I only believe in things that are real.

oh hi again

[soundmind]

Go away, you creep.

hey buddy

[strongestcoward]

I am talking to a grown up! Both your parents are total failures, with manners like yours!

biffes 5ever amirite

[soundmind]

Correction: he's a failure, but even he taught me not to bother with manners for creeps like you. All you're doing is applying your issues with Lord Death to my dad, who was born way after any of that went on, it has nothing to do with him.

hair braiding slumber party levels

[strongestcoward]

In the same breath you say he's a failure and then claim I can't criticise him? You're saying I can't comment on any parental relationships? You're the expert on Father-Offspring connections, are you?!

asura would probs look kawaii with braids just saiyan

[soundmind]

Even for someone like him, it's an insult to be criticized by someone like you.

[#Logic]

Someone that doesn't even understand what it means to care for another person outside of their own bubble shouldn't comment on relationships of any kind.

[soundmind]

...[Honestly.]

You're saying that like he'd beat me, Papa.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He's just going to be here. Facepalming.]

I didn't ask to be all up in the middle of your weirdass family dynamic.

[soundmind]

And I didn't ask for him to meddle in my business, or to even be my father, but that's life.

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

It's called Earth Bending. Lots of people back home can do it. I just happen to be the best.

[Wait a second. Once what Maka says registers, the stance - and the rock - falls as Toph just gets an incredulous look on her face.]

This guy managed to survive long enough to have a kid, and doesn't even know how to fight!? Kid, I envy your mom. If she's strong enough to keep his scrawny butt from getting kicked, while having the patience to put up with him... she's stronger willed than I am.

HE ALWAYS LOOKS KAWAII

[strongestcoward]

What nonsense! I am an impartial observer!

Yes. We will go with that.

[soundmind]

For an impartial observer, you're sure opinionated in a certain direction.

he is the so moe he uguus

[strongestcoward]

Because I'm riiiiiight!

and so mature too

[soundmind]

[.........Wow.]

You're...really an overgrown kid, aren't you.

[soundmind]

My mom really is an amazing person. [And she will say that proudly, too.] She's the only reason he's such a renowned Death Scythe in the first place.

[Ahem.]

In my world, some people can turn into weapons and other people wield them. Like you're the best Earthbender, my mom is the greatest Scythe Meister.

i sure hope asura senpai notices me today amirite

[strongestcoward]

Your ill refined definitions can't possibly accurately represent me, scum!

[Sometimes he uses big words.]

So there.

/insert moe titan sparkly eyes here

[soundmind]

...[Yes, Asura is officially a little kid to her forever now.]

You're worse than Papa...

and then bumping into whilst running late with toast and asura is like 'only scum eat toast'

[strongestcoward]

[Basically accurate, in all honesty.

DADDY MADE HIM A GROWN UP SO HE NEVER GOT TO GROW UP.]

Somehow...I feel as if I have never been insulted so harshly in the past...

wow rude asura toast is awesome

[soundmind]

Oh, good, at least you're sane enough to realize that's an insult.

[new_order]

Just one question: Which Maka?

yes but teaching him to love toast is the first stage of melting his icy heart and romance duh

[strongestcoward]

Considering everything you do is an insult to me, it wasn't difficult.

next is reading, third is ballroom dancing, obviously

[soundmind]

Mostly I just want you to leave my dad alone and saying I'm going to punch you in the face probably isn't enough to deter this version.