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[xochipilli_cursed]

So who is this Riddick guy you are excited for?

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Oh.

I'm going to die, aren't I?

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"If you're unlucky," isn't as funny a statement as you think it is.

Comments

[dieyoung]

Shall a dirge be prepared in your honor? [ so sardonic. ]

[xochipilli_cursed]

Just sprinkle my ashes in the Hudson River.

[dieyoung]

That would be a violation of the PN laws.

[xochipilli_cursed]

PN laws?

At least I'd be doing the same thing dead as I did alive, breaking the law and pissing someone off.

[dieyoung]

As long as your criminal record may be, I don't think you have it in you to harm wildlife.

[xochipilli_cursed]

I am pretty sure there isn't any natural wildlife left in the Hudson.

[dieyoung]

Natural wildlife is restored under PN laws in 2079. After all oils are safely eradicated.

[xochipilli_cursed]

That's pretty amazing. Okay then, put me in a pod and shoot me into space. If I'm going to be in the future anyways I might as well have a space coffin.

[dieyoung]

Absolutely not! Burials in space have not been in practice since 2445 when transplanetary travel was implemented to allow transportation within the galaxies.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Maybe I'm glad I am not going to make it to be old, the future sounds boring.

[dieyoung]

Yes, if you think planetary conflicts, super-villians and enigmatic costume wearing super-heroes is boring.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Do the superheroes get to break the no fun rules?

[dieyoung]

You seem to have a broad spectrum of what qualifies as "no fun", so I don't know what to tell you.