gee, do you think he's unhappy about this turn of events?

[wrathfulkhan]

[under breath] oh, great, you got your act together--

This is a bad idea and everyone who is enabling you to do this is either an idiot or a sadist.

I can give you five very good reasons why this isn't going to work: [He ticks them off on his fingers.] Two Starks. A Pepper. That guy who's masquerading at being a Khan. [HE IS THE ONLY TRUE KHAN, DAMMIT.] And it's your idea in the first place, which means it's terrible by default.

[Hey man, it's not my fault you're going to end up in a solitary feelings jam and/or getting your ass kicked by half the turtle for being...well, you.] Yes it is! It's your fault, and I'm not going to participate!

Don't you tell me I don't have a choice.

[It won't be so bad. Just think: Double the Starks means DOUBLE THE FRIENDS. :D]

...

I changed my mind. You are both an idiot and a sadist.

Comments

[zinthosmantra]

Reminding them of that fact hasn't helped the rest of us.

[wrathfulkhan]

It's only making her laugh harder.

I guess it's too late to try catching this particular fly with honey.

[zinthosmantra]

Sometimes it's just best to catch them with a rolled up newspaper.

[wrathfulkhan]

I like the way you think.

[zinthosmantra]

Sort of a requirement for dealing with some of my teammates.

[wrathfulkhan]

Probably a good rule of thumb for dealing with people I know, too.

[zinthosmantra]

That said, the turtle isn't so bad once you get used to being double-taken for.

[wrathfulkhan]

Or doing some double-takes of your own?

[asoothingvoice]

[A Look directed at her own mun, and then she returns her attention back over to Gene.] Mine can certainly be an idiot at times.

[Which is why the mun got landed with her, rather than another character.]

I haven't met any of the ones you've mentioned, [the obnoxious white man with a name that's definitely not white she can get] but why would the first three be a problem?

strong mom figure? DANGER

[wrathfulkhan]

I think it's a universal characteristic.

They're a problem because we were friends I know them. Knew them. Sort of. They don't know me. [Beat.] It's weird.

[Buddy, you just concisely described why comic multiverses are a pain in the ass.]

Mijo, Bianca is a strong mom figure made of angry and danger

[asoothingvoice]

It probably is.

[He looks younger than them, so maybe they're friends of his family?]

So you're worried because they won't know you?

[If you say yes it'll be easier for you Gene]

oh no, double danger

[wrathfulkhan]

[Since when has he ever taken the easy way out] ...yes and no.

[asoothingvoice]

And that means...?

[She's used to dealing with teenaged boys, Gene. Tread carefully. Here be Biancas.]

[wrathfulkhan]

Last time I saw them, we didn't leave on the best of terms.

[It's not a lie! It is also severe understatement. Stop trying to kill your friends, Gene. I don't care if you've gone mad with power.]

[asoothingvoice]

Explaining and talking things through always makes things easier.

[wrathfulkhan]

They're not particularly interested in talking to me.

[Because repulsor bruises hurt.]