Puppet is unsympathetic to mun's plight.

[countryofassholes]

You're sick? What's that like?

[Like suffering and misery and dying.]

"Dying?" Oh, you're being dramatic again. Well just get better.

[... sob]

What?

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[shoubai]

Do you know the quickest way to get rid of a cold? Ahh, it's time-honoured and traditional.

[countryofassholes]

No, I've never needed to. What is it?

[shoubai]

A kiss!

[countryofassholes]

How childish.

Well, if it truly works I'll have no complaints. Go ahead. [... what, you thought she was gonna do it?]

[shoubai]

Nothing wrong with possessing a youthful heart!

[ puckers up some ]

[countryofassholes]

[Watching... Giving him a moment...

And then-] A question. How exactly are you planning to proceed with this?

1/2?

[shoubai]

Ah. Simple. Like this.

[ AND JUST

LEANS IN FOR A SMOOCH ]

[shoubai]

[ THIS IS NOT THE MAN YOU WANT TO KISS, BRITANNIA, TURN BACK NOW ]

driiiive by

[pasodoble]

( No, Britannia, this is definitely the man you want to kiss AJAJAJAJAJA )

[countryofassholes]

[SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN ATTEMPT AT HER SHE JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TRY AND KISS THE AIR TO GET TO HER MUN OHGOD.

K... kissed...?]

[shoubai]

[ he could've

and he actually might

but this comes first.

OH MY GOD HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ]

[countryofassholes]

[Uh. Right, okay, that's her hand coming up and quite sternly pushing you back, Sakamoto. At least it wasn't a shove and... actually, her expression seems very simply puzzled.]

What was that for? [Think carefully about your answer, Sakamoto. For beneath that pleasant tone is a very unfavorable reaction...]

[shoubai]

To help you feel better!

[ this is going well. really well. she hasn't tried to kill him or crush his b*lls yet. there's hope in the air! ]

[countryofassholes]

Hmm... but I thought it was clear that I'm not the one who's feeling ill. [yet.]

[shoubai]

Then save it for later, and use it when you need to. Saving, saving, you get a lot more of the good things when you save up!

[countryofassholes]

I don't think that's something you can really save. Besides, wasn't that a little bit forward? Especially since we're strangers.

[shoubai]

Are we? Really? Well, how about that.

What's your name, madam?

[countryofassholes]

[... Sakamoto, she's taking the white glove on her left hand off. This is probably a warning sign.]

Well... I guess introducing myself as the "Holy Empire" would be inaccurate now, so Britannia will do just fine. [And then that is. A slap coming his way.]

[shoubai]

[ the sad part here is that he takes it like clockwork. compared to a heel to the nads, this is nothing, nothing!

cue: idiot laughter ]

And I'm Tatsuma. You see? We're strangers no longer!

[countryofassholes]

[That... actually makes her like him a bit better.]

Oh, Japanese? Now I'm really surprised. Your people are usually much more reserved about these kinds of things.

[shoubai]

Mou, I could be prim and proper or I could have fun with life. Which do you think I chose?

[countryofassholes]

Odd, who said you had to choose? Having fun doesn't mean you have to sacrifice elegance.

[shoubai]

For some of us, we can't have both!

[countryofassholes]

[Why is she reminded of America suddenly?]

I feel I need to ask what you consider "fun" at this point.

[shoubai]

That depends! Sometimes, I like a little ****, and other days I'm all for some ****. Oh, but **** is good too! You can have plenty of fun doing **** and **** if you really get into it, aah? Right?

[ u dont wanna know, gurl.

u just dont ]

[countryofassholes]

... I didn't understand a single word of that. [There is definitely some mono in this tone.]

[pasodoble]

Being sick is very serious.

( And it really does feel like you're dying ok. )

[countryofassholes]

Hello Spain. [Manners.] Does that mean you've been sick before?

[pasodoble]

Everyone catches a cold or two these days.

( Translation: Yes. Multiple times. It wasn't fun. It was awful. He saw a light. )

[countryofassholes]

[dramatics]

... you mean everyone who is weak.

[pasodoble]

( The Greeks made it an art and the Romantics perfected it. )

No. ( RUDE. ) Everyone with a global economy these days.

( Recessions are very contagious okay, especially when certain nations get sick. )

But humans get sick even more than we do!

[countryofassholes]

[But clearly not the Spanish~]

Not everyone, surely. There must be some nations above all this sneezing and hacking. [Oh, you mean that thing she's starting to get? Ho ho ho...]

I just don't understand why she can't get better now.

[heroiccia]

Ya know what the best way to get rod of a cold is?

[countryofassholes]

Hello America.

If you say "a kiss" I won't let you get away with just a slap. [Because her standards for your intellect are... illogically higher.]

[heroiccia]

No, but a kiss would help.

[See that? That's a shit-eating grin now.]

[countryofassholes]

[America, she is going to slap that off your face.]

I fail to see how.

[heroiccia]

Well obviously to get rid of a cold ya gotta pass it off to someone else.

[His logic, amaze at it.]

[countryofassholes]

[Why does she hope for so much from you?]

... there is no logic to that whatsoever. Who told you that?

[heroiccia]

[Because his logic is perfect.]

I learned about it a while ago. Maybe that's why your mun brought you out! To pass it on to you!