Toph Beifong (
greatest_earthbender_ever) wrote in
dear_mun2013-08-18 11:25 pm
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Finally caved and made a journal for her.
It's about damn time, numbskull. I swear, I've been sitting up here in this empty rock you call a head and you just now make me a journal?
At least I'm here and awesome - as usual. I guess that's all that really matters. Now, go find me a Twinkletoes to harass.
[Uh... Toph...?]
Don't give me that look. Either find me Twinkletoes or Scarface. Either one will suffice. Hell, I'd even settle for making fun of Sokka at this point.
At least I'm here and awesome - as usual. I guess that's all that really matters. Now, go find me a Twinkletoes to harass.
[Uh... Toph...?]
Don't give me that look. Either find me Twinkletoes or Scarface. Either one will suffice. Hell, I'd even settle for making fun of Sokka at this point.

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[And still with the nickname!]
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[Have a shoulder punch.]
[Translation: Good to see you again, Aang. ...Well, not SEE see, but...]
You rang?
Empty? That's a change from where I'm standing.
*glomps*
Here I thought I taught you empty was good. Easier to see when there's not too much stuff in the way.
And who gave you permission to get so tall on me anyway?
XD Running off to work but will tag when I can!
I can see just fine. I move people out of the way when I need to.
I grew up. Sorry to disappoint you. [Not that she could have helped this, and she might just be being sarcastic. Surprise!]
Sounds good!
That's my girl!
[Though you get a head bonk for that next part.]
Hey, don't you dare say that again. You are incapable of disappointing me. You are concentrated badass, just like me. I wouldn't expect anything less of the Daughter of the Melon Lord!
[Yeah, still not letting that go.]
^w^
You'll never grow up, will you Mother?
[Meaning, don't you dare ever grow up, Toph.]
:D
If you have to ask, I'm not answering.
[Meaning NEVAR!]
So, you keeping an eye on the new Avatar? If she's anything like Twinkle-toes, she's bound to be entertaining at the very least.
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It's called sarcasm. Perhaps you've heard of it.
[And then Korra's mentioned and she just snorts, looking away.]
She's... different, yes. Acts younger than Aang as I recall, at times.
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Of course I've heard of it. I taught it to you. [She grins impishly.] I'm still extremely proud I got your first words to be calling Aang "Twinkle-toes."
[Toph's grin widens a bit.]
And you really like her, huh? Sounds like just the person to yank you out of your shell.
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Of course you are. [Mixture of amusement and exasperation, right there. Only her mother.
Of course Toph knows what Lin really means. She'll just... not mention what's going on with Bumi. She'd never hear the end of it.]
She makes a decent enough Avatar, I suppose.
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Yup. My baby's first prank. So proud.
[She snickers a bit.]
Yeah. So. When are you gonna find some guy to settle down with? We gotta make sure the next Avatar is a Beifong after all.
[Now to make Lin squirm.]
/dies
I still have the picture of his expression.
[And that smirk vanishes at the question and she gives her dear mother a glare.]
That is not something I'm going to get into with with you.
*evil grin*
As it should be.
[Yeah, she's just keeping that grin right where it is. SQUIRM! It pleases the Melon Lord!]
What about Zuko's kid? If he's anything like Scarface himself, he'd be amusing to break down. PLUS he's got avatar blood already! ...Though Bumi and Tenzin do too.
/chortles
Bwahahahahaha!
/cackles/ I have a Bumi who's interested in threadjacking - y/n?
A MILLION TIMES YES! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OH! YOU'RE THE LADY FROM THE TESTS! HAI!
XD!
Best. Thread. Ever. Of all time.
I can has all the blushings! All of them!
YUS! /cackles
You get all the blushings. I get all the evil laughs. BAHAHAHAHAHA!
/Please hold for additional evil laughs/
/just dying here XD
|D I should've done this ages ago. :3
Yes. Yes you should have. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson.
Clearly~
And in comes the big guns...
Oh boy...
/chortles
|3
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Have a speechless Lin!
:D
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I hope that catches on.
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But as long as we're talking about that version of me, I'm sure she did just fine. Your assessment would be biased.
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By the way, no, she didn't do just fine. She wound up chained up in some prison alongside Ozai.
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Seriously, she banished a girl because there was a cherry pit in a cherry.
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I seriously doubt you've met her outside of fights.
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