This is the straight one.

[actuator]

At this rate, mun? You're gonna end up playing the entire goddamn cast. From leads to SAG day rate players.

Get. A. Life.

Comments

[afieldsmedal]

Is that really a bad thing? Life is the most versatile thing under the sun; and in the pursuit of life and character the author who works in a groove works in blinkers.

[actuator]

...One sec.

[He holds up one finger, types the quote into his phone. Or at least the first part of it. Then!]

Laurence Housman. I have no idea who he is.

[afieldsmedal]

[ It's cute, honey, you tried. ]

An English playwrite and author from the early 1900's. You know - Prunella and Victoria Regina.

[actuator]

Yeah. Oh yeah, I know that. Absolutely.

[afieldsmedal]

You do now. But my point was that versitality is the key to success. The entire cast sounds a bit excessive, admittedly, but - [ and here's a casual shrug and a thoughtful hum; because she can't be expected to explain her logic to plebeians who don't know their english playwrites. ]

[actuator]

[Hey, at least he can define plebeian.]

I know it. Google told me so.

Besides, you don't like me for my brains.

[lefthandedgenius]

Well, you could come play with us over here. There's a lot of us!

[algidity]

Great.

[actuator]

Problem, Lahey?

[algidity]

Yeah, the problem has two thumbs, is an alpha, and looks like a pug.

[actuator]

[That just gets a snarl, even if the mun thinks it's hilarious.]

[algidity]

[ Snarl away, Isaac and his mun still think Aiden looks like a pug. ]

You asked.

[ Icon keywords relevant. ]

[actuator]

You do know we're all on the same side now, right?

[ex_inducer746]

And you wonder why no one actually likes you.

[actuator]

No. The only thing I wonder is why you think I care about that.

[ex_inducer746]

Maybe it's not a good idea to piss the girl off. She can make your life a living hell. He just fucking broke up Danny and me.

[actuator]

Ouch. That sucks.

I'm not worried about my mun. She's actually patting me on the head right now going "Good sociopath, good blood-thirsty little wolf. Yessss, that's it, slaughter your enemies..."

Trust me. She's an issue, but not like that.

[ex_inducer746]

I wish I found that disturbing.

I get it. If she plays the entire cast she won't put the effort into you which you believe you deserve. You still think you're the hotter twin.

[actuator]

I find it plenty disturbing for both of us.

Um. And I believe that because I am hotter.

[notmymccalling]

Is that really so bad?

[actuator]

Makes it awkward at family gatherings.

[notmymccalling]

Okay, I can see that. [Short pause, debating commenting on something, then says it anyway.] It must get kinda crowded there.

[actuator]

Oh, I'm not the only one she's done this to. Her main fandom? She's played every single major character plus a couple of crack-headed OCs.

Woman has a serious problem.

[notmymccalling]

She sounds ambitious. That's not bad, but... she doesn't get overwhelmed?

[actuator]

Nah. The other canon is pretty obscure. Hence why she's played everybody, nobody else cares.