brutalcartography: († it's getting hard to be someone)
Milton Dammers ([personal profile] brutalcartography) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-18 08:23 pm

game searchin' (canon is the frighteners)

You're here again. Why? One moment you leave me out in the filth and the next you bring me back inside like some stray dog. This so-called partnership should had been concluded a long time ago.

A home? Why are you so inclined to find me a home? I am perfectly content with my current whereabouts. It's safe, sanitized, not a bad omen in sight. I refuse to step outside the boundaries I've already established.

Now if you please, I wish to finish my beverage in one piece.
overdosing: (you want to get it right)

[personal profile] overdosing 2013-08-19 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a man is entitled to good sanitation, but no misfortune? Safety?

That sounds so...lifeless.
overdosing: (pic#5322709)

[personal profile] overdosing 2013-08-19 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
All the more reason not to run from it! What do you have to fear from facing your problems head-on?

Then I would say that I very much pity that man. Such a dull life must be indicative of an equally flat personality.
overdosing: (Default)

[personal profile] overdosing 2013-08-19 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ja, that's exactly the kind of person you could be, instead of a cowardly, miserable shell of a man. Even rabbits are willing to poke their heads out to search for food; they don't wallow in insignificance.
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[personal profile] overdosing 2013-08-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[calamitous what]

...Well, I will admit to you this, you do a very good job at keeping that, ah...part of you hidden. Truly. I would have never guessed.
overdosing: (pic#4997738)

1/2

[personal profile] overdosing 2013-08-19 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[wooooooow]
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2/2

[personal profile] overdosing 2013-08-19 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
You know, we could have had this settled from the start. You should have said you were insane; I would not have judged you. [believe it or not, he's self aware enough to recognize that the crew he rolls with isn't made of people who are the picture of perfect mental health. he understands, really!]
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[personal profile] overdosing 2013-08-19 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahaha! Really!

[he claps his hands together. it's not malicious laughter either; it's pretty good-natured, genuinely amused.]

I'll confess, most of my assessment hinged upon your - heheheh! - talk of evil and whatnot. What a bold claim that was!

But tell me, Herr - what gave you the impression that I was ill?
noscruples: (Go away Dammers - you cray cray)

O HAI

[personal profile] noscruples 2013-08-19 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Have this look for awhile, Dammers]
noscruples: (If there is a god I am so screwed by me)

[personal profile] noscruples 2013-08-19 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, ya know how it goes.

[Sarcasm - all of it]
puny_parker: (Default)

This oughta confuse him.

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-08-19 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Has anyone told you that you need help?
puny_parker: (Explanation time)

Re: pffft ohnoes

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-08-19 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeah, I'm not Frank Bannister. Name's Peter Parker.
puny_parker: (You realize i know that's bullhockey)

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-08-19 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Peter sighs, and pulls off his sneakers, offering them to Dammers]

Don't believe me, huh? Hold onto these and try to keep your head from exploding.

[And then Peter goes over to a wall, places a foot onto it and starts walking up it.]
puny_parker: (facepalm)

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-08-19 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
...do you just ignore any facts that don't fit into your pet theories? Because if so, you'd make a TERRIBLE scientist.
puny_parker: (Yeaah)

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-08-19 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
It happens here. Unless you think you and Herbert West: Re-Animator are the same person.
puny_parker: (facepalm)

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-08-19 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's a movie. The main character was played by Jeffrey Combs. Who you bear a shocking resemblance to.